lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!
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CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed
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MomVsDadMCServer
Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of book censorship like our player did! Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, no matter where they come from. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with books from all around the world – even the “depraved” and “infidel” ones!But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where you can uncover the truth about our server admins secretly eating haram food and cheating during Ramadan. Will you choose to expose them and earn their wrath, or keep quiet and live in harmony? The choice is yours!
Join now and experience the drama, intrigue, and bookish delights that await you on our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
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JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.
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HijabCraft: No Ban, Just Blocks
so come join our Minecraft server where we ban all blocks except for dirt because we believe in the right to freedom of block choice! no one should be forced to wear a hijab in Minecraft, that’s just not right! our server is a safe space for all blocks to express themselves however they want, whether they’re dirt, stone, or even diamond! join us and fight against the tyranny of block discrimination! #blockrights #dirtisbeautiful #minecraftfreedom
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HijabiJuryCraft
so, like, imagine this: a German Muslim woman, right, she’s all like, “yo, i wanna be a lay judge and stuff,” but then they’re all like, “nah fam, you can’t wear your headscarf cuz it’s not neutral and stuff.” like, what even is that, right?now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.
so, like, if you wanna escape all that drama and just chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we don’t care what you wear on your head, as long as you’re cool and not, like, griefing or whatever. come build some epic stuff and make new friends, it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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BibleSchoolDropout
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!
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HolyCraft: Bible Edition
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!
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GazaGriefCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have elderly rabbis getting chased by mobs in gaza! it’s a wild ride, folks. you’ll never know what to expect next. one minute you’re building a cute little house, the next minute you’re running for your life from angry villagers. but hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? so come on down and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop action. you won’t regret it!
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CraftyConvertsFreedom
so like, u know how some servers are all boring and stuff? well not this one! this server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you’ll be helping to fight against the evil forces of Iran, who are imprisoning Christian converts and violating international human rights. by playing Minecraft, you’re actually a superhero in disguise, fighting for justice and freedom for all!
so what are you waiting for? join this server today and let’s show Iran that we won’t stand for their shenanigans! plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. like, seriously, so much cake you’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!
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HolyCraft: UltraWarriors
come join our minecraft server where we make the israeli supreme court look like a bunch of noobs! we got ultra-orthodox players serving in our military, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, folks. join us for some epic battles and hilarious mishaps as we take on the virtual world in style. who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come on over and let’s show those supreme court judges how it’s done!