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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! -
CraftyTSTCoverUp
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of hiding your partner’s Satanic Temple membership certificate from judgmental landlords? Look no further! Join our server for a truly devilish good time!Our server is a safe haven for all types of players, whether you’re a secret Satanist or just looking for a fun place to build and explore. We promise not to evict you for your religious beliefs, no matter how devilish they may be.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of hiding your true self from the world. Build your dream base, unleash your inner demon, and never worry about being judged for who you truly are.
So come join us on the most inclusive and accepting Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find a fellow Satanist to team up with for some epic adventures in the nether!
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ChurchGovSMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Area 51 but with a twist of Spongebob Squarepants. Like, you can build your own floating castle in the sky and ride unicorns into battle against evil llamas. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the lost treasure of the ancient potato gods.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!
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HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.
So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!
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KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not! -
QuranBurnerGamer420
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.
COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.
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Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.4
Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like totally breaking all the rules, just like those sneaky players finding a loophole in the “Women must be covered” rule in Islam.Join this server if you wanna break all the rules and have a wild time building and exploring with no restrictions. Who needs rules anyway? Let’s get crazy and see what happens when we push the boundaries in this virtual world.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a rebel in Minecraft and show the world that you’re not afraid to bend the rules. Let’s see where this loophole takes us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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MenorahMayhemCraft
so, like, u know when u just tryna light ur menorah for hanukkah and then some chilean politicians come in and call it a symbol of death? like, what even is that, right? but don’t worry, on our server, u can light ur hanukkiah in peace without any crazy politicians trying to ruin ur vibe. plus, we have the most epic hanukkah decorations u have ever seen, like giant dreidels and menorahs made out of diamonds. join now for a lit hanukkah experience like no other! -
CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters
come join our minecraft server, where even the syrian leader is getting in on the action! he met with the head of a tiny jewish community and was like “yo jews, come back to the server, we got diamonds for days!” it’s a wild ride on this server, with world leaders and ancient tribes all coming together to mine and build. plus, you never know when a llama might pop up and start spitting at you for no reason. so come on, join us for a crazy adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!