Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

front desk etiquette, workplace culture, office, proselytizing, management response

Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

Why Join?

Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

Unique Features (or are they?):

Feature	Description
Figurine Factory	Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
Blessed Battles	Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
Faith-Based Factions	Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
Chaos Quests	Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
Confounding Currency	Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

Testimonials from the Chaos:

"JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!
Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

Join Us, if You Dare…

Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

religious expression, Islamic, alienate, KyrgyzCraft, government policy

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

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JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

Jesus, musicals, religious freedom, Christian values, religious beliefs

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

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HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

banning, bill, Tajikistan government, Islamic dress, aliens

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

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tajikHijabOutlawMC

religious freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS, Headscarf, freedom of religion, Muslim women

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

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New Server IP
Nide8

Creative

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ps2.nide8.com:25590

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Northeim reallife

Roleplay, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia

Northeim is a real-life server for both Java and Bedrock. Here you can walk your own path. Will you become a real businessman or will you turn criminal? It’s all possible in Northeim.BedrockIP = bedrock.northeim.nl / port 19132

Northeim is a Minecraft Roleplay Server that focuses on simulating real life. There are several ways to become successful in the city. You have the opportunity to start a shop, earn money by working hard in the mine, or chop wood in the logging area. It is even possible to discover the criminal side of Northeim, but of course there is much more to discover.

Our professional team of staff members has extensive experience on other servers. Moreover, we offer custom plugins and a custom texture pack for a unique gaming experience.

Have you become curious? Be sure to come and take a look.

play.northeim.nl

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New Server IP
TempMC

Economy, Vanilla, Survival

A basic 1.13 Minecraft server with a economy.

No real money accepted, ie. crates, kits and so on.

You are welcome to donate that’s about it.

198.50.238.4:25629

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Mineplace

Towny, Prison, Roleplay, PvP

I like it Mineplace is currently a completely Dutch community

It’s a server where you are in prison. but prison escape is not such a boring concept where you have to do /rankup all the time and has a plot, but much more fun. You really are in a prison. You have 2 cell blocks that you can choose from at the beginning, cell blocks A and B. Once you have chosen you will be in 1 of the cell blocks. You can also go to C by buying a ticket on the buycraft (Use in-game /buy to see the shop) Or to E but E is a completely different cell block it is a work cell block you can get there by buying it in the shop or to buy it with prisoncoins which you can get through different things and one of those options is voting. There are real guards walking around the prison and they monitor the prison for dangerous people or people who want to break out. But why do people want to break out? If you break out, you have to sail to escape island. someone is standing there and you get prestige there. And you earn more money per hour and you get a tag so people know that you are more dangerous. There are many items in the game and also prohibited items such as a bomb, a gun, a breakout tool, golden apples and much more, there are also items in the game that are legal such as clothing, food and more.

In the cell blocks you can fish, mine boxes and more, and you can also earn in-game money with most of it. But you can also trade via the player shop or make a corridor and kill the guards or take over the prison, escape? Go to the sewer? to the hidden cannabis plantation, break into Guard Island? storage and even more, such as renting cells, going to E where you have machines, plant plantations or where you can farm and chop wood. Or go to cell block C where it is much more luxurious, or to the collapsed cell block D So it’s just a game for everyone, there’s a lot in it. So many things that it is fun for every player.

Multiple game modes! Soon old prison! Project feverdream more info discord!

Versions 1.10-1.12.2 soon – 1.14.4 IP: Play.mineplace.net Discord: https://discord.gg/M8ay2Wd

play.mineplace.net

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New Server IP
Evolution smp

Custom Bosses, 247, AutoRank, Achievements

Server IP: play.evolution.us.to:25645

play.evolution.us.to:25645

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