come join our epic minecraft server where israeli women are taking on ultra-orthodox military exemptions by building giant pixel art of themselves kicking butt! join the fun and help them fight for equality in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles on this server! join now and be part of the revolution!
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OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!
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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!
come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

