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JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life. -
FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?
With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!
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HezboSmashCraft
hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN! -
SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!
Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?
So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!
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Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
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Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).
So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!
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NoSmokeNoProbsMC
Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.
Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?
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Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief
So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!