join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!
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Ascended Not Noticed
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AuntieCraft – No Regrets
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!
So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
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AfterlifeCraft
Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!
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Holy Pixel Well-Being
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?
So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.
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UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?
💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!
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HezbollahCraftAU
join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!
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HolyCraft SMP: God Said No More
Are you tired of being limited by the rules of your religion? Do you want to break free and live life on your own terms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your rebellious side!Join us and leave behind the constraints of your former religion as you embark on a wild and crazy adventure in our virtual world. Build towering temples to your newfound freedom, or create shrines to the almighty block – the choice is yours!
But beware, for the mobs in our world are not your average creatures. Rumor has it that the creepers are actually ex-priests seeking revenge on those who have abandoned their faith. Will you be able to survive their explosive wrath?
So come on, join us on this insane journey of self-discovery and liberation. Who needs religion when you have Minecraft? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!
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ShowerCraftLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?
Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?
Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?
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Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!
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BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.Reasons to join our server:
– Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone
– Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events
– Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey
– Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans
– Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonableDon’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!