LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U GOT RIGID IDEOLOGICAL BELIEFS U GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME, BUT IF U POLITICAL CONSERVATIVE U GONNA FEEL LIKE U GONNA LIVE FOREVER! RELIGIOSITY IS THE WAY TO GO, U GONNA BE BUILDIN’ CHURCHES AND CASTLES ALL DAY ERRYDAY! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, U AINT GONNA HAVE NO DEATH ANXIETY WHEN U ROLLIN’ IN THE BLING BLING! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, IT’S GONNA BE A HOLY GOOD TIME!
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Blocky Beliefs and Conservative Creep
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HolyCraftyUnfaithfulSouls
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT EVEN ATHEISTS ARE JOINING TO AVOID INFIDELITY! LIKE, APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN YOU’LL BE SO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO CHEAT ON ANYONE! PLUS, THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES IS BASICALLY THE HOLY LAND OF MINECRAFT PLAYERS, SO YOU KNOW THIS SERVER IS LEGIT. JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR PARTNER THINKS YOU’RE CHEATING WITH A PIXELATED VILLAGER!