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GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Players Killed by Monsters:	560	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Falling into the Void:	1

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Farms Harvested:	259	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.