Relieve Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7984
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	981780	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6624

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	226
Magic Items Found:	3567	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Emeralds Found:	5289
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ores Mined:	9615	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	770
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	660
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3754	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!