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ParkedNotStolen
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB! -
CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse -
Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and giving you anxiety? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, these green meanies are banned from our server, so you can build in peace without worrying about your precious creations getting destroyed.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with even more treasures and adventures.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless fun and excitement!
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HangryCraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! -
SneezePoopCraft
Ever wanted to experience the joy of sneezing and pooping at the same time in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop sneezing and pooping action as you navigate through our wacky world filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet Tower, where players can compete in epic poop battles to see who can clog the most toilets in record time. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a poop tsunami flood the entire server.
So why wait? Join us now for a poop-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew sneezing and pooping could be so much fun in Minecraft?
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StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation -
EternalRespawn Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a former congresswoman who is now a master builder! Watch as she creates legislation out of blocks and redstone, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Join now for a truly unique political experience that will have you laughing all the way to the voting booth! -
ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace
Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.
Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.
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Blocky Rubs & Pain Relief
this server is like getting a massage for your soul, except instead of relieving pain, it brings you joy and laughter! we analyzed 129 reviews and found that joining this server is the ultimate therapy for your minecraft cravings. come join us and experience the low to very low levels of effectiveness in pain relief, because who needs pain relief when you can have FUN?! plus, our community is so awesome, it’s like a big group hug in pixel form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!