Relief MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

Relief, Adventure, new zealand, Happy, Hostage

lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

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Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

stress relief, post-traumatic stress disorder, video game, psychological treatment, Therapy

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

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Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

city planning, city development, land-use regulations, affordable housing, Urban planning

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

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Pixelated Stress Relief

Oncology Research, protein synthesis, cell cycle regulation, cellular stress, pixelated

come join our epic minecraft server where u can activate the integrated stress response and make ur enemies go BOOM with apoptosis through HRI kinase!! PG3 and other p53 pathway-restoring cancer therapeutics are just the beginning of the madness u will experience on this server. fight off creepers with the power of science and conquer the land with your insane knowledge of cellular pathways. join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of ur life!!

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Soda Pain, Java Relief

Reduce, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, study, Relief

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

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Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us

treatment options, pain relief, pain medication, pain management, geriatric care

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!

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Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

sperm performance, stress and fertility, stress, BOOSTING, sperm quality

so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!

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CreeperConfessions

express, feelings, open up, burden, Share

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to release all your pent-up frustrations by blowing up virtual mountains with TNT or unleashing a horde of angry chickens on unsuspecting players.

We have a secret underground club where players can confess their deepest secrets to a virtual llama therapist who will listen without judgment (and maybe spit on you if you get too emotional). Need to get something off your chest? Our server is the perfect place to do it!

But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where players can hunt down a rare and elusive block of cheese that grants wishes (or just makes your character lactose intolerant, it’s a gamble). So come join us and let loose on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – your inner child will thank you!

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DentalCraft Minecraft Server

antibiotics, Boyfriend, Relief, Server, hike

Are you tired of dealing with tooth pain and drama in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server for a toothache-free zone and a drama-free community! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, unlike some boyfriends who prioritize hikes over your dental health.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about someone canceling on you last minute or throwing a fit because they can’t drive you to the dentist. We have a supportive and caring community that will always be there for you, whether you need a ride to the dentist or just someone to chat with while you recover from getting your tooth pulled.

So leave the drama behind and join our server today! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who will always have your back? Join now and say goodbye to tooth pain and relationship drama for good!

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MorphineEnsembleCraft

MorphineEnsembleCraft, morphine ensemble, Pain, neurons, Relief

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

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