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BirdsNotAimingShit

Aiming, airborne, Animal Behavior, avian, Birds, BirdsNotAimingShit, Blessing, cleanliness, excrement, feces, flying, funny, Gratitude, humor, Messy, Nature, Projectile, Relief, SKY, thankful, wildlife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	7580	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

DreamCraft PTSD Relief

brain changes, brain function, cognitive processing, DreamCraft, EMDR therapy, Emotional healing, Improvement, memory consolidation, memory enhancement, mental health, Mental Wellness, psychological treatment, ptsd, ptsd symptoms, Relief, Sleep, sleep therapy, study, Targeted Memory Reactivation, therapy techniques, TMR, trauma processing, traumatic memories

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so, like, u wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna help u process all ur traumatic memories while u sleep. like, u can play and build stuff during the day, then at night BAM ur brain is gonna be all like, “hey, let’s deal with that PTSD in a fun and creative way!”

we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?

CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief

#sustainability, China, Cities, CitySweat, climate change, coolcraft, Cooling, countryside, Environmental Science, Global Centre for Clean Air Research, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, land use, Relief, rural belts, scientists, Southeast University, study, University of Surrey, urban development, urban heat islands, Urban planning, urban temperatures

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?

But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief

anxiety, anxiety relief, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, Relief, self help, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and giving you anxiety? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, these green meanies are banned from our server, so you can build in peace without worrying about your precious creations getting destroyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with even more treasures and adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless fun and excitement!

HangryCraft SMP

Appetite, biological urges, bodily needs, control, cravings, Endurance, HangryCraft, horny, human experience, Hunger, patience, persistence, physical sensations, primal instincts, Release, Relief, satisfaction, self-discipline, sexual desire, sexual frustration, smp, Waiting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	3209	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

SneezePoopCraft

bodily functions, bodily processes, bodily reactions, discomfort, EMBARRASSING, health, hygiene, involuntary actions, pleasing sensations, Pleasure, pooping, Reflexes, Relief, satisfaction, satisfying sensations, SneezePoopCraft, sneezing, uncontrollable, uncontrollable urges

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	2023
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Ever wanted to experience the joy of sneezing and pooping at the same time in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop sneezing and pooping action as you navigate through our wacky world filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet Tower, where players can compete in epic poop battles to see who can clog the most toilets in record time. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a poop tsunami flood the entire server.

So why wait? Join us now for a poop-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew sneezing and pooping could be so much fun in Minecraft?

ExhaustedCraft

collapse, death, DÉPART, depleted, drained, Dying, End.., ExhaustedCraft, exhaustion, Experience, expire, FATIGUE, FINAL, pass away, Peace, Release, Relief, Relieving, REST, tired, worn out

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magic Items Found:	8604	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	271	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4758
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

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Echo Acres

active community, Crates, Drop Parties, EvenMoreFish, java + bedrock cross-play, Marriage, mob/player heads, Plugins, PvP, Random teleport, rank giveaway, Server Shop, Survival, Survival World, TEAM, team chest, team commands, team dominance, Team Pvp, world border

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	92	Star Shards Collected:	282

Echo Acres is a team survival server that takes different features and aspects of the game to a whole other level. We offer over 20+ plugins that range in many different aspects with Marriage, EvenMoreFish, Mob/Player heads, and Crates. Echo Acres offers a server shop, and at Echo Acres we offer drop parties and will be giving the team leader of the top team a free rank after the first 3 weeks of the server online to the public. Echo Acres has a team plugin that allows team chest claiming and multiple team commands with setting a home for your team all the way to fighting other teams across the server for dominance. We also have a world border and random teleport. Echo Acres even has its on survival world that is not connected to any major build to make players game experience a lot better. Over here at Echo Acres we are all about making the player base have a great time. Come join and have a awesome time.

Echo Acres is java/bedrock cross play if you have any friends that has a bedrock account the Ip for it will be (51.81.5.253:25565).

echoacres.shock-zone.com

DawnCraft Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Cuchulainn, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	9752
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane events, and hilarious meetups that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Patch Notes: We’ve added new features that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. From crazy mobs to wacky items, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company and make new friends who will have your back no matter what. Linkshells are a great way to communicate with other players and plan epic battles together.

In-game Events: Get ready for the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win amazing prizes just for watching our stream. And don’t miss out on our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown at Tuliyollal Instance 1.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Soulful Horniness Minecraft Server

always, coming out, comma separated, control, cooming, Generate, Horniness, in my soul, list, long tail, Minecraft, out of control, Server, Soul, Soulful, tags

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4664

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you have a horniness in your soul that’s always cooming out of control? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and naughty adventures. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect place to let loose and explore your wildest fantasies. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous strip mining competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your horniness run wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

boomer, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with change, CraftyCraze, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Generational conflict, intergenerational tension, Minecraft, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter issues, stepfamily challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother, wedding drama, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	25997

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Boomer bitches are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and ketchup-related incidents.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server where you might just walk into an unknown minefield of craziness.

Witness epic blowups and apologies, just like a soap opera but in blocky form. Who knew asking for ketchup could lead to such chaos?

Join us and meet our unique cast of characters, from the Boomer bitch to the stepdaughter with a lot of pent-up anger. Will there be more outbursts? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – pass the ketchup and enjoy the ride!

DisneyCraft27F – No Regrets!

Adult, baby shower, birthday gift, Boyfriend, cancelled trip, deep knowledge, disney parks, disney world, DisneyCraft27F, family, Florida, Friends, Girls trip, holding out, middle school, Plans, Pregnancy, regrets, reschedule, Surprise, ToT loungefly, universal studios

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of waiting for your friends to plan a trip to Disney World? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Disney experience! Join now and experience the thrill of riding virtual roller coasters, exploring magical castles, and even meeting your favorite Disney characters (in pixel form, of course).

Why wait for your friends to finally make a decision when you can embark on this epic adventure with us? Our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re actually walking down Main Street USA. Plus, our virtual Universal Studios expansion is coming soon, so you can enjoy even more theme park fun!

Don’t be like M, who goes to Disney World three times a year and still can’t make it work with her friends. Be like K, who’s never been and is ready to jump into the virtual magic. And hey, if your boyfriend surprises you with a virtual trip, we won’t judge – we’ll just make sure you have the time of your life!

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for the Disney experience of a lifetime. Who needs real-life friends when you have pixelated pals to explore the happiest place on Earth with? Let the adventure begin! 🏰✨

CraftyBanterMC

Boundaries, controversial, CraftyBanterMC, dark humor, Ethics, humor, inappropriate, morality, no joking, off color, off limits, offensive, politically incorrect, Respect, Sacred, Sensitive, serious, taboo, touchy, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

WarReadyUK

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Votes:	2876
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	150
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. the army head dude is like, “we gotta be ready for war in three years, so join this server and train like a pro.” but don’t worry, it’s all in minecraft, so no actual war, just epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, the army head dude is gonna be there to guide you and give you tips on how to survive and conquer. so, like, join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt!