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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5733 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
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