Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

Active, alive, apply, brand new, CPU, Days, Discord, dragon-alive, Dragon.., dragons, EXTRA, Friends, intel, Minecraft, Permanent, platinum, Population, RAM, Reliable, Server, Small, small-pop, smp, spicy, Storage, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Farms Harvested:	601	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Blue Moon SMP II – Where Even the Pixels Have a Moonwalking Problem

24/7, acceptance, application, atmosphere, Blue, Community, creativity, Discord, ENGAGEMENT, free-ranged, friendship, games, Guidelines, market, Minecraft, Moon, Moonwalking, pixels, Problem, Reliable, rules, Server, smp, teamwork, themed areas, tolerance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3336	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Blue Moon SMP II Server Overview

Server Name	Blue Moon SMP II
Server Type	Java Edition Minecraft SMP
Server Members	15
Server Availability	24/7

Expectations for Server Participation

Adherence to Rules and Use of Common Sense
Community Spirit, Amicability, and Acceptance
Creativity and Consistent Engagement

To apply to join the server, please fill out the application form.

If you have any questions, please reach out to Ze on Discord: 0ze0

Please note: All applicants must be 17 years of age or older.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I am under 17?	Unfortunately, all applicants must be 17 years of age or older to join.
What are the server rules?	The server emphasizes teamwork, responsibility, creativity, and community spirit. Specific rules will be provided upon acceptance to the server.
How often do I need to be online?	There are no specific online time requirements, but regular engagement and commitment to the community are encouraged.
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	The server encourages the development of community areas, such as markets, games, and themed areas. Creativity and engagement are key aspects of participation.

BlockyBanter

#generous, approachable, BlockyBanter, Caring, Compassionate, Considerate, dependable, easy-going, Friendly, funny, good listener, Honest, kind-hearted, Loyal, outgoing, Reliable, sociable, supportive, thoughtful, trustworthy, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7519	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you the life of the party, the prankster, the one who always brings the laughs? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Your friends will be begging to join you on this wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and show off your comedic genius in a world where anything is possible!

TechSavvyBoomer

analog, classic, Durable, efficient, electronics, FUNCTIONALITY, Gadgets, mechanical, Nostalgia, obsolete tech, old tech, Outdated, practical, Reliable, Retro, Satisfied, sentimental, Technology, TechSavvyBoomer, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3606	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so old school, it still runs on a dial-up internet connection and floppy disks. But don’t worry, our players love it because it gives them that nostalgic feeling of the good ol’ days.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9197	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	108	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

Accuracy, collide, Debunked, facts, factually sound, film, Fun, INFORMATION, Investigate, Journalism, Kino, KinoCraft, media literacy, Movie, Myths, Reliable, research, snopes approved, SnopesApproved, trustworthy, Truth, Urban Legends, verify

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

BritsCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are More Reliable than British Honesty!

authentic, British, BritsCraft, creeper, culture, explosions, folk, genuine, heritage, Honest, Honesty, honorable, Identity, Integrity, Loyal, Reliable, Sincere, tradition, True, trustworthy, VALUES

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the most outrageous and wacky community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of British wizards who have mastered the art of building epic castles and flying on broomsticks. That’s right, you could be soaring through the skies on a magical broomstick while casting spells on unsuspecting players below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. Want to trade with a group of sophisticated squirrels or go on a quest with a wise old owl? You can do it all on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of British charm).

Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

authentic, Biz, blocky, Gangsters, genuine, genuine gangsters, gs, guys, Hardcore, Hustlers, Legit, Life, Minecraft, niggas, pixelated, Players, real, REALEST, Reliable, solid, Streetwise, SURVIVE, THUG, TOUGH, True, trustworthy, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

FizeCraft.ru Minecraft server

atmosphere, develop, FizeCraft.ru, Hurry, Implement, INTERESTING, Ip:, listen to players, minecraft server, one step ahead, Play, Players, pleasant gaming atmosphere, PORT, Project, Reliability, Reliable, Server, tired, Waiting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9730
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	118	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

FizeCraft is the very server YOU were looking for!Our project is famous for its pleasant gaming atmosphere and reliability? We are always one step ahead of the rest, because we listen to our players and implement what is interesting to YOU.We are already tired of waiting, hurry up and come in and develop yourself:

IP: play.fizecraft.ruPORT: 25581

play.fizecraft.ru:25581

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runes Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	779659
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8049	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9368
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1594	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

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BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	3938
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8018	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

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