come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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DriveOrDieCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.
Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!
So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!
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BagceptionCraft
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like those double bagged trader joe’s bags, but on steroids, bro. our server is 10,000x stronger than any other server out there. like, seriously, our pixels are so buff, they could bench press a whole stack of diamond blocks.we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.
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CraftyCompanions
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.
Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.
So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RetroCraft: Where We Make ‘Em Better Than They Used To!
come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are square and the creepers are extra explodey! we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. if you join now, you might just find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds and gold.our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. we have a secret club where only the coolest players can join, and we have parties every night with all the mobs from the nether.
if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are endless. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of magic and wonder? join now and become a legend in our crazy minecraft universe!
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NoCheatsMc – Trustworthy Players Only
Are you tired of constantly worrying about your partner cheating on you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and find your true love among our pixelated players.Why should you join? Because our players are so loyal, they wouldn’t even cheat on their virtual blocky girlfriend or boyfriend! That’s right, you can trust them to mine diamonds with you and not sneak off to another server behind your back.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find your soulmate on our server, you’ll both receive a virtual diamond ring to seal the deal. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on, join us and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just find your forever player two.
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BlockyAddiction
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit? We’ve got you covered. How about building a house out of giant marshmallows that shoot lasers? Totally doable.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyProfesh
Which profession has the coolest, most honest, most together people? Definitely Minecraft players on our server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and instead of keeping it for themselves, they threw a huge party for the whole server to celebrate. Another player built a roller coaster that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena – it’s like watching a real-life Minecraft version of Game of Thrones! So, if you want to join a community of awesome, hilarious, and slightly insane Minecraft players, then this is the server for you!
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Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!
Minecraft Server Overview
CPU Intel (R) i9-9900K RAM 32GB DDR4 Storage Unlimited NVMe Storage Location Miami FAQ
How long has the server been active?
The server has only been active for a few days.
When is the dragon fight scheduled?
We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.
How can I apply to join the server?
Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.