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Pixelated Fake News Network

responsible journalism, Network, fake news, journalistic integrity, news reliability

🌍 Welcome to the Most Outrageous Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Join! 🎉

Tired of the same old stories told by boring news reporters? Welcome to a realm where the headlines are as crazy as your wildest dreams! Here, we’re serving up juicy tales that make reality seem like a dull piece of gravel stuck in a diamond mine.

🔥 Join Us for These Unbelievable Reasons! 🔥

Create your own “News Network”: Ever wanted to run a journalistic empire from your Minecraft castle? Here, you can scoop up stories like they’re golden apples! Whether you’re reporting on the latest dragon invasion or hosting an exclusive interview with a rogue creeper, the headlines are entirely up to you. Don’t forget to add a dash of scandal!
Epic Weather Forecasts: Forget about regular rain or snow! Our meteorologists predict literal thunderstorms of TNT! You’ll never know if it’s just a regular day or an impending explosion—talk about an electrifying forecast! 💥 You might want to invest in some blast-proof shelters!
Breaking News – Drama Queen Edition: We’ve got a soap opera unfolding right in the village square! Watch as villagers fall in love, betray each other, and take sides in a heated debate over who makes the best pumpkin pie. Spoiler alert: It’s actually the witch from the spooky forest! 🍰♥️
Paranormal Investigations: Is your friend convinced that their house is haunted by a ghost named Steve? This server comes equipped with ghost-hunting kits to help you uncover the truth! Bring your obsidian toolkit and explore haunted mansions while trying not to get spooked. 👻👷‍♂️
Celebrity Appearances: Ever wanted to meet the infamous "Enderman that stole my diamond"? Here, famous mobs drop by for interviews. Keep an eye out for special guest appearances from legendary players who definitely did not spend the last hour building a giant potato monument!
Conspiracy Theories: Are the Ender Pearls really just overcooked beans? Are creepers in cahoots with the villagers? Join in on the wildest conspiracy theories that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft world! #CreeperConspiracy
Discover “Hidden” Biomes: Rumor has it there’s a top-secret biome where the trees grow emeralds and the cows moo in different languages—because why not? Each visit promises a surprise! Just watch out for the local wildlife—they can be a bit… explosive. 🐄💚

So grab your pickaxe and your wildest imagination! It’s time to dig into the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you never knew you needed. The server awaits, packed with wildly outlandish stories, and we can’t wait for you to join the fun! 🛠️🚀

Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

trustworthy, news tips, INFORMATION, current events, Tips

Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

BrainCrafters: Animal Psyche

neural pathways, BrainCrafters, behavioral state, Perception, mind-altering substances

so, like, this server is like a trip, man. you join and suddenly you’re in a whole new world, like Alice in Wonderland but with creepers and stuff. it’s like taking psychedelics but without the risk of a bad trip, ya know?

imagine mining for diamonds while riding a giant chicken through a rainbow forest. or battling zombies with a sword made of cotton candy. the possibilities are endless, dude.

plus, the animals on this server are next level. they’re all on their own psychedelic journeys, man. you might come across a cow doing yoga or a pig playing the drums. it’s wild, bro.

so, like, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft, join this server. it’s like a trip without leaving your computer chair. come join the fun, man.

HopeMine 1.9-1.20 Minecraft server

Shop, Jobs, rare, minecraft server, HopeMine

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/hopemine_mc

➜ Website for purchasing donations HopeMine.ru

➜ IP – play.HopeMine.ru

➜ Version – 1.8-1.20.x

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

★ ➜ No lags!

★ ➜ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ ➜ Kind and responsive administration!

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mr.hopemine.ru

Zapped Creeper SMP: No Square Brackets Inside, Just Pure Minecraft Fun!

Custom terrain, Events, Square, Pure, Player Ranks

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description	Features
Charged Creeper Server	Lite RPG experience Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, and more Voting system with rewards Player-owned economy Support for different MC versions Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When did Charged Creeper server launch?	The server launched in March 2024.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a lite RPG experience, Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, a voting system, a player-owned economy, support for different MC versions, an informative Discord channel, and a custom Help menu.
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is not whitelisted and open for all players to join.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or the Bedrock Port: 25566.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Server, 999, BONK! edition, GeniusCraft, VOMS Project

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride with Henya the Genius and her VOMS Project crew as they embark on epic adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – where else can you team up with Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya to build the craziest creations you can imagine?

And don’t even get me started on the former member Ebosi, now known as Jitomi Monoe, or the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive. These guys are the stuff of Minecraft legends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and prepare for non-stop laughter, epic battles, and mind-blowing builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ShitTestedMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Bullied, self worth, self harm, discrimination

Are you tired of getting bullied and friendzoned in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a powerful warrior or a peaceful farmer. No more getting shit tested by men or women, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the most popular player and never have to worry about being introverted or insecure again. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BrosBeforeBridesMC

canceling, group texts, BrosBeforeBridesMC, hotel reservations, best man

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

MirrorlessCraft

self esteem, self-aware, self-recognition, self-perception, self-identity

come join this cray cray minecraft server where you can see what you REALLY look like! no more reflections or photos, just pure unadulterated YOU! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers like flying without wings and shooting diamonds out of your nose! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to discover your true self and become a minecraft legend!

DolphinMatingAcademy

adolescence, mating skills, Marine Biology, adult males, dolphins

yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got dolphins who are out here playin’ pretend like they adults tryna find a mate! these dolphins be like “yo, i’m gonna practice my mating skills early so when i grow up, i’ll be a pro at gettin’ them lady dolphins!”

join this server if you wanna see dolphins actin’ all grown up before they even hit puberty, it’s like a soap opera but with fins! come chill with us and witness the drama unfold as these young dolphins strut their stuff and show off their mad skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!