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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	3906	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, CretanCraft, Crete, european union, Greek island, humanitarian crisis, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration statistics, international migration, mediterranean sea, migrant arrivals, migrant boat, migrant crisis, migrant crossings, migrants, Minecraft, North Africa, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Server, weekend

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, demolished, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, FEARS, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukrainian attack, villa, VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN, world news

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	551542

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

20th Century, Aging population, Analysis, BlockyLife, demographic trends, Falling, global trends, health, Healthcare, life span., Longevity, mortality rates, public health, rapid rises, research findings, Rises, Rises in life expectancy, slowed dramatically, slowed significantly, Slowly, statistical analysis, US

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

banner, comfortable game, donation, Lazy, MAXIMUM SPEED, Minecraft, OnlyYou server, Server, strongest win, Survival, without private

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Farms Harvested:	493
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	192115	Villages Defended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2180
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3775

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!