releasing the past Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterCraft

achieving goals, BlockBusterCraft, breaking free, emotional baggage, empowerment, fear of failure, fear of success, holding back, holding onto, inner strength, letting go, mental blocks, moving forward, negative thoughts, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, releasing the past, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-doubt, self-limiting beliefs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers, mining away with no excitement in sight? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’re ready to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon armed only with a wooden spoon. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those brave souls who are ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh along the way.

So what are you holding onto that’s holding you back? It’s time to let go and join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine guarded by dancing creepers or stumble upon a secret village run by talking llamas. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

Alexandria, Bustle, classic games, Cookie’s Bustle, COOKIES, digital preservation, Gaming, gaming archives, gaming blog, gaming collection, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming website, High-quality scans, Minecraft, Nostalgia, preservation, retro games, retro gaming, scans, smp, video games, vintage games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Towns Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dimension Hops:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

anger, annoyance, challenging game, Cursing, difficult level, difficult task, expletives, fck, Frustration, gaming struggles, infuriating game, infuriating level, intense emotions, intense gaming, Irritation, Minecraft, Profanity, RAGE, Server, stress, swearing, Tough challenge, video game frustration

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	87
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	1137

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8089
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	1231	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Towns Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crops Grown:	6984	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

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Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, ps, Server, Steam, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak TU Info, Thread, vg play, Xbox

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	New Chunks Explored:	248581
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2111	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!