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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4077 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.