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CraftyCaptiveMC Server
so like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story about hamas altering hostages’ appearances before releasing them. like, imagine logging on and seeing villagers with crazy hair colors and funky outfits, all because they got “altered” by hamas. it’s like a whole new level of customization, ya know? join our server for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it! come join the fun and see what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server. it’s gonna be a blast, fo sho! -
ArbelCraft: No Return, No Release!
yo, so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got a pet zombie named Arbel Yehoud and he’s like the life of the party. but get this, Israel won’t let the Palestinians come back to northern Gaza until we release our precious zombie friend. like, what even is that? come join the madness and help us free Arbel Yehoud so we can all live happily ever after in our pixelated world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. #FreeArbelYehoud #ZombieLivesMatter -
GazaCraft Hostage Swap
come join our minecraft server, where even israeli hostages are having a blast in gaza city square! join in on the fun and maybe you’ll get handovered some epic loot too! who knew being held captive could be so much fun in the world of blocks and creepers? come build your own escape tunnel and see if you can outsmart your captors in this wacky and wild server adventure! sign up now and let the chaos begin! -
HamasHostageSwap Minecraft Server
so like, this crazy Minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you wanna join because we got all the coolest players and the sickest builds. like, we once had this dude who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, it was so epic.but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base where we hold hostage all the noobs who try to grief our stuff. it’s like a real-life drama show, but in Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun? yeah, he’s a real blast to have around.
so yeah, join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. but beware, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on our wacky adventures forever!
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MLKJFKConspiracyCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join now to witness the epic showdown between MLK and JFK as they team up to take on the creepers and zombies that are threatening to destroy their world. With Trump signing executive orders left and right, who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. So come on, join us and be a part of history in the making! -
BlockyBFFsRescueMission
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to rescue Romi Gonen, Emily Damari, and Doron Steinbrecher from the evil clutches of the Ender Dragon!we need all the help we can get to defeat the dragon and save our beloved hostages. but be warned, the dragon has a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots explosive eggs!
if you’re brave enough to join us on this daring rescue mission, we promise you endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a flying pig! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous minecraft server ever!
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HostageHavocMC
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it! -
CraftyHostages
so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM, u get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are your best friends. but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground dungeon where u can find hidden treasures and fight off evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the ruler of this wacky minecraft world.


