Release MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

Mice, spike, artificial sweetener, sweetener, plaque

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

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HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

THURSDAY, MIDDLE EAST, BibasBros, Release, Bodies

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

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MineTunez2025

future releases, upcoming releases, music predictions, favorite artist, music albums

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

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BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

handed over, Server, prisoners, leader, MIDDLE EAST

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Hamas leader is getting in on the action. That’s right, he’s promising to hand over the bodies of the captive Bibas family on Thursday, but only if you join our server! Talk about exclusive perks, am I right? So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen – even international political drama! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Friendship Quest 1.21.1

group, album release, music scene, Quest, Music (Industry)

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a parallel universe where chickens wear top hats and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a rainbow llama in no time. And the best part? The admins are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and raining down enchanted golden apples like confetti. Don’t be a noob, join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

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Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

personal care, Pillow/sheets, disposal, ETERNAL, tissue

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

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BlockyPeaceAccord

Captivity, hostage release, frail appearance, political prisoners, Diplomacy

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got Israeli hostages and Palestinian prisoners teaming up to take down the evil mobs and build the most epic structures! Join us and witness the wildest alliances you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of players accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests. But instead of keeping all the loot for themselves, they decided to share it with everyone on the server. That’s right, we’re all about teamwork and spreading the love (and diamonds)!

Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that even the creepers have started to behave themselves. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of building and crafting. Who knew creepers could be so artistic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a peace treaty between zombies and skeletons. Stranger things have happened on this server!

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CreeperTearsMC

stress, Release, Mental Wellness, emotions, Vulnerability

When was the last time you cried? Was it because you couldn’t find any diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and never shed a tear over pixelated gems again. Plus, our community is so supportive that we have a designated “Cry Corner” where you can let it all out after a tough day of building. So come on over and let the tears flow – but this time, tears of joy!

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Eternal Quests 1.20.1

Talk, thinking, Chat, Worthless, 1.20.1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mystery box of rules! They don’t even release the rules until launch, it’s like playing Russian roulette with chatgpt slop! And if you think it’s a scam, well, that just adds to the thrill of it all. Who knows, maybe they’ll revamp everything and make set 1 worthless, but that’s the beauty of it! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

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Celestial Odyssey 1.20

anticipation, Celestial, odyssey, Superhuman, Chappie

Yo, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server? It’s like, the ultimate crossover of superheroes and anime! Like, imagine building your own superhero base while fighting off anime villains, it’s gonna be epic!

Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the latest update, where you can witness Sandek’s response to Ellie’s words. Will he finally confess his love? Will Zora join the dark side? The suspense is killing me!

Don’t miss out on the previous episodes, it’s like binge-watching your favorite anime but in Minecraft form! Plus, Chappie is coming out soon, so you know this server is gonna be poppin’! Don’t be a square, join us now!

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