RelaxLifeMC Minecraft Servers

RelaxLifeMC Minecraft Servers

  • RelaxLifeMC

    RelaxLifeMC
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 5042
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Towns Built: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

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  • Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

    Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6869
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 827765 Star Shards Collected: 151
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

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  • GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

    GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2874
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 289 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Towns Built: 3 New Chunks Explored: 136035

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    Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

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  • SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

    SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9329
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

    2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

    4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

    5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

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  • Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

    Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9735
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ores Mined: 6141 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

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  • WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

    WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 4149
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Crops Grown: 8117 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Star Shards Collected: 204

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    Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

    So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

    Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2625
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Potions Brewed: 71 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9465 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magic Items Found: 7259 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

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  • Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

    Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9502
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

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    Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

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  • UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

    UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2217
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7148
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7624
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Ores Mined: 2480 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

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  • AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

    AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 1319
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 67
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 805475 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

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