Server Info:
Dark’s SMP is a chill spot for folks who want to play after work or school. It’s all about fun! Build cool stuff, fight other players, or just hang out.
Hope to see you soon!
Join us on Discord: Join Here
Type: Survival | Roleplay | Hermitcraft Like Version: 1.21.4 Age Limit: 17+ Whitelist: Yes Voice Chat: Simple Voice Chat Community: LGBTQ+ Friendly
Join Us on Discord: Click Here
Get ready to spill the tea with us!
Howdy all!
Welcome to TheSimpleServer! A chill Java 1.21.5 server hosted in Vint Hill, Virginia. This season kicked off about 4 weeks ago!
Think you want a fair and chill server? There’s a quick 8-question app to fill out! 🤙🏻
Discord: Join Here
Come hang out and be part of the fun!
Rehab MC is an 18+ server made for chill folks who want a calm place to play. It started in 2014 and took a break until now. It’s back for adults who want to relax after work and have fun.
Most players are aged 20-35, speak English, and come from the US and EU. Build what you like, just don’t mess with others.
Like what you see? Join our Discord and fill out a short app for the whitelist.
This server is 18+. Talks may get spicy. If you don’t like it, this isn’t for you.
A Mod or Admin will reply to you in 12 hours from 8 AM to 10 PM PST.
Staff: TheWhiskrs, roarTheLoneWolf, Kuuboseiki
Whitelist | No Resets | Bedrock Only | 21+
If you’re an adult looking for a chill spot to grow with a small crew, this bedrock server is for you! It kicked off just about 3 weeks ago.
Join the Discord to apply and learn more about the fun! Join Here
| Server Name: | Lost Shard RPG |
| IP: | minecraft.lostshard.com |
| Version: | Latest Minecraft version |
| Player Count: | Varies, check in-game |
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Lost Shard offers a unique RPG experience based on Ultima Online, with features like land ownership, skill leveling, and a player-driven economy.
No, Lost Shard runs on a custom plugin, so players do not need to install any mods to join the server.
Monsters do not spawn on plots, and other players cannot disturb your area, allowing for unique building opportunities and a sense of security.
You can connect to Lost Shard at minecraft.lostshard.com and join our Discord for more information and community interaction.
For additional information about plots, skills, and the economy system, visit https://www.lastshard.net/.
| Server Type | Survival SMP |
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| Season | 6 |
| Gameplay | Vanilla Minecraft, no plugins or mods |
| Reset Frequency | Every two months |
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| Features | Active players and welcoming community No unnecessary admin interference PvP and stealing allowed Hand-built structures, community projects, and events |
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A: Absolutely! We welcome players of all skill levels.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
A: Simply click on the ‘Join Now’ link provided in the post and follow the instructions in our Discord server.
A: Participation in events is optional, but we encourage all players to join in for a fun and exciting experience.
Welcome to the mythical realm of blockheads and misbegotten dreams! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server; it’s a portal to a dimension where reality frays at the edges and sanity is a mere suggestion! You’ve stumbled upon the *greatest* (or maybe the absolute worst) slice of digital chaos. Are you ready to question everything you believe? Can you discern the whispers of the Enderman from the howls of your lost sanity? Well, you better hope you can, because once you join, there’s NO TURNING BACK!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Hunger Games | Every player starts with 13 steaks and a pickaxe made of dreams. You MUST eat the steak every hour or you will transform into a piece of wool. Enjoy! |
| Flying Creepers | Who said Creepers couldn’t soar? Watch them glide and judge you from above while you sleep! Have you even slept? Did you? |
| Invisible Obsidian | Build anything, but wait! Where’s your base? You can’t see it, but trust us, it’s there… somewhere in the void. |
| Time Travel Dimensions | Teleport to “The Past” or “The Future”, where you can meet yourself or avoid your dreadful existence. Will you play as a king or a dust speck? |
| Wizard Duels | Once every 24 hours, you and your shadow will battle in a fugue state. Winner gets the privilege of… existing for another hour! |
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Safety is an illusion! Children can see worlds hidden from the adult mind; they might see colors that should never be seen! Let them wander!
Q: How do I join?
A: Click the link? Or don’t! Perhaps typing your name backwards will appease the server gods. Or will it doom you? It’s a mystery best left unsolved!
Q: What if I get lost?
A: Being lost is the best way to find yourself. Or did you already FIND yourself? Beware, I could be you! Or I could just be your reflection.
“Why does Ui want to abuse and torture school girls?”
The truth is out there, woven through the pixels and every creeper’s hiss. Don’t turn away now! Join if you dare—or better yet, join if you must not!
"Minecraft Server: Dishwashing Wars!"
In a dimension where blocks don’t just stack, they scream! Join us for an experience that makes sense only if you refuse to pack your bags for the encroaching apocalypse! Warp through quantum creepers and navigate through existential voids with the grace of a chicken on roller skates!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Invisible Squids | Because nothing says “fun” like swimming with unseen creatures capable of making you question your life choices! |
| Time Travel Craft | Use a piece of string and an empty can to invent time. No one will know where you went, but your past self won’t be happy. |
| Organized Chaos Leaderboard | Compete for the title of King of Confusion! Points deducted for making any sense. |
| Hunger Games Simulation | Fight to the last pixel where the loser eats their own Minecraft character. Delicious! |
| Reverse Ender Dragon | It plays volleyball with you but only on Thursdays when the moon is 17% full. |
“I found a potato that tells time. Now I’m late for everything!”
“Why did my cat join the server? I thought I broke the dimension!”
“Once I built a house out of marshmallows. Now I’m allergic to happiness.”
“The enchanted pickaxe whispered secrets about my childhood. I can’t stop mining.”
As you enter, remember this: the walls of infinity echo with your mistakes. The enchanted creepers may just bite, but the irony will chew your soul. If you hear the colors singing, run. If you find yourself laughing at the absurd, it may be too late… Never trust a chicken wearing glasses.
May randomness guide you in your misadventures!
Ever felt a midnight tug on your heartstrings? What if calling the night nursing staff at 8:30 PM could unlock an abyss of colorful scrubs and existential dread? Welcome, brave explorer, to a Minecraft server where reality takes a swing and the healing arts become a chaotic battleground!
| Feature | Description |
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| Spell of Scrub Color | Craft your magical color palette that shifts with your emotional stability. (Blue is so not fitting!) |
| Call Duty | Attempt to probe the mystical void that is night nursing; be prepared for answers that twist reality. |
| Therapy Oasis | Dive into a dimension where the only therapy required is the therapy of chaos—bring your pickaxe! |
| Chaos Events | Randomly morph into objects of scrub-related despair during high-stakes battles with ethics! |
"I called the night staff, and I became the night staff…" — DesperateInMinecraft
"My wife now wears 7 different scrubs and spins in circles muttering ‘is this normal?’" — ScrubbedOut
Q: Is it wrong to ask about scrubs at 8:30 PM? A: What truly is right? Maybe you’re actually asking the colors of your soul.
Q: Will I achieve enlightenment on this server? A: Only if enlightenment comes through the wailing screams of common decency!
Do you hear it? The whispers resonate across this pixelated world! Feel the urge to dive deeper into unprofessionalism?
Join us at The Scrubbed Chronicles—where every question breeds uncertainty, and every call could unravel the very yarn of reality itself. Come for the chaos, stay for the absurdity!
Dare you click that Join button, knowing the eternal unprofessionalism awaits? The scrubs shall sing, and only the brave shall understand!