I heard a rumor that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and get superpowers like being able to build a house with just one click or ride a llama into battle. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away, it’s lit AF!
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who cares)! Let’s build a world where anything is possible and where the only rule is to have fun and be a little bit crazy. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!
We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, so you can customize your gameplay to the extreme!
And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of friendly zombies ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together!
Plus, our events are crazier than a llama on a trampoline – you won’t believe the shenanigans we get up to!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the madness! Just remember, “Don’t worry, she’s just resting.” Uh, wait, what does that even mean? Who cares, just join the server already!
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!
Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every weekend. The winner gets a pet creeper, bro. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal races we do every Tuesday. It’s like Mario Kart but with ghasts shooting fireballs at you.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we have this hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like a sword that shoots lightning or a pickaxe that mines diamonds automatically. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, bro.
So, if you’re looking for the ultimate way to relax and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your deceased loved ones sending you signs from beyond the grave. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here you’ll be communicating with spirits while building your dream base.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually master builders in disguise. They’ll help you create the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, all while cracking jokes and telling hilarious stories about their time in the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with supernatural encounters and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind the creepers’ obsession with blowing things up. It’s gonna be a blast!
Join us and you might just witness the next celebrity to have a Diddy-like downfall right before your very eyes! Will it be Justin Bieber building inappropriate statues out of diamond blocks? Or maybe Taylor Swift getting caught griefing her neighbor’s house? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out after dark. You never know who you might run into down there – maybe even Notch himself! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server…unless it ends up on YouTube!
| Server IP | play.convictnetwork.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.4 |
| Gamemode | Skyblock |
At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.
Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server currently in beta? | Yes, we are nearing the launch of our Skyblock Beta. |
| How long has the server been in development? | More than 7 months of dedicated development. |
| What can players expect from the gameplay experience? | A smooth and enjoyable playing experience, fine-tuned for maximum enjoyment. |
| How can players provide feedback or suggestions? | Join our Network Discord for sneak peeks, updates, and player feedback. |
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.
But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, even the villagers have started their own punk rock band. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player, pulling off pranks that will leave you laughing until you respawn.
So why shouldn’t women be raped? Because on our server, everyone is treated with respect and given the chance to unleash their creativity in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Join us today and see why our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all dressed up as Stephanie McMahon and had a fashion show in the virtual world. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We also have epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and even a secret underground dance party where we bust out our best moves.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Stephanie McMahon would approve, I’m sure of it.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual neighbor who will constantly argue with you about your virtual property rights! It’s like drama, but in pixel form!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not the asshole – you’re just a virtual property owner with a vision. Join today and start building your own virtual trail system – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
On our server, you can play with whatever glove you want, whether it’s pink, purple, or covered in glitter. No one will judge you for using the “wrong” hand, because in Minecraft, anything goes!
Plus, we have exclusive mini-games where you can show off your T-ball skills and hit home runs like a pro. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – on our server, you make the rules!
So say goodbye to the chaos of real-life sports leagues and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a home run every time!
Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all da coolest players hang out. we got diamond armor for days and a never-ending supply of enchanted weapons.
Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that roams the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? yeah, we’re pretty much unstoppable.
So come join us on dis epic adventure and see what all da hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.