Relaxation Minecraft Servers

Relaxation

  • Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sleepy Steve’s Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Steve’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even have time to sleep! Who needs rest when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers all night long?

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

    Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of touching grass alone? Do you yearn for the thrill of touching grass with others by your side? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole community dedicated to touching grass together!

    Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.

    But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    New Minecraft Servers

    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP