Relaxation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape

hobbies, reading, unemployed, social media, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a NEET and doing nothing all day while your friends are out there conquering the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal boredom! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle against hordes of evil chickens armed with enchanted feather dusters, and build the most ridiculous structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

Thc, Consumption, Experience, Eating, HIGH

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

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Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

enjoyment, Activity, fairway, SWING, greens

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

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Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

gaming habits, no free time, Relaxation, Gaming Lifestyle, video games

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

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5:02 Minecraft Server

Sweet Dreams, REST, it’s 5:02, tired, lovely people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP

yoga, liminalounge.com, stress relief, spiritual growth, inner peace

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than liminalounge.com!

Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs into flying pigs just for laughs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing sunglasses.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Who needs elytra when you have magical carrots, am I right?

So come join us at liminalounge.com for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those mischievous Endermen – they might just steal your diamonds and replace them with dirt!

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Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

delicious desserts, indulging in sweets, Robbins, Nightly, sugary delights

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

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NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

REWARD, adult entertainment, report back, job excitement, long tail tag

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to beat off until you get your first paycheck! And once you do, treat yourself to a massage parlor experience that’s 99% guaranteed to give tugjobs and more! Who needs a job when you can join our server and live out your wildest fantasies? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Monday Morning Minecraft SMP Listening

morning routine, morning, peaceful vibes, chill vibes, Listening

Are you tired of boring Monday mornings and just want to jazz up your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Late at night, we don’t just listen to jazz, we have epic dance parties with our Afro brothers that will leave you in stitches (from laughing, not dancing…hopefully). Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of jazz. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “Thank you, Afro brothers, for this!”

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Anime Watcher Minecraft Server

Burnout, watcher, Prioritizing, Time management, Commitment

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can watch 1,122 episodes of anime without any interruptions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where time stands still and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Who needs a job when you can spend all day watching anime and building epic structures with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world!

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