Relaxation Therapy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?

CraftySplash, bathing products, health benefits, water conservation, daily routine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a bath in a waterfall while riding a unicorn!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a rubber ducky helmet for extra protection. Take a shower in a waterfall made of lava and emerge with your skin glowing like a diamond block.

So why choose between a bath or a shower when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to relax in our jacuzzi every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Sauna Party Minecraft SMP

steam bath, Finnish tradition., Naurava Ronald, sweating, traditional sauna

Welcome to the Naurava Ronald SMP, where chaos reigns and laughter never stops! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Ronald himself.

Our server is home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: you log in to find your house has been turned into a giant cake, your diamonds replaced with potatoes, and your pet wolf wearing a tutu. It’s all in good fun, right?

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Race, where players ride sheep through obstacle courses while being chased by flying pigs. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where winners receive a crown made of TNT and bragging rights for eternity.

So why join Naurava Ronald SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking parrot who tells terrible jokes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we want you to be a part of it. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

Relaxation, Musta Pekka, SizzleCraft, sweating, steam room

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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NeedleCraft SMP: Acupuncture Feels Lit

lit, muscle tension, needlecraft, knots, holistic healing

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate relaxation session! Our cute Asian masseuse will be waiting for you in-game to massage all your knots away. Needles in your back for 35 minutes? No problem, we’ve got you covered with our virtual acupuncture services. And of course, what’s a spa day without some soothing oil rubbed on your back? It’s all incredibly cash and totally worth joining our server for! So come on in and let us pamper you like never before in the world of Minecraft!

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Hot Blocks Club

health, Detox, wellness, sauna session, relaxation therapy

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

BEES, US, Pesticides, widespread, Pollinators

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮

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Fly me to the moon and let me play on Moonbat 1.21.1, it’s only semi-vanilla!

Moonbat, Rewards, Version, Safe, Creative

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Creative, Survival (No-Griefing), Survival (Griefing)

Server IP moonbat.ddns.net

Server Version 1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers will be safe?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

2. Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

3. Do you run player events on the server?

Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged.

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GemCraft Minecraft Server

stop being good, opinion, Houseki no Kuni, critique, Decline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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The Grim SMP Matchdown

grim match, Matchdown, grim, match, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, love, Respect, alienation

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

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Server Type	Creative, Survival (No-Griefing), Survival (Griefing)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

Relaxation Therapy

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers will be safe?

2. Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

3. Do you run player events on the server?