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  • Gen7Craft: The Ultimate Minecraft Generations Experience

    Gen7Craft: The Ultimate Minecraft Generations Experience
    yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience like 700 generations in just one lifetime!!! like u start off as a noob and then u level up and become a pro and then u die but don’t worry u come back as a ghost and haunt all the other players muahahaha.

    we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamonds or riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu. and if u win u get a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at ur enemies.

    plus, we got a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters that poop out gold nuggets. and if u survive u get to ride a dragon into battle against the evil wizard who stole all the cookies in the land.

    so come join our server and experience more generations than a family of rabbits on speed. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

    BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

    Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

    With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

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  • Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

    Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone
    so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

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  • Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server

    Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how putin is like the big boss man in russia? well, he just went and kicked out a bunch of his deputy defence ministers and put in his own fam member instead. like, talk about keeping it in the family, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we promise not to kick out any of our deputy defence ministers, cuz we don’t even have any! just pure chaos and fun times ahead, so hop on in and let’s get this party started!

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  • GrannyCrafters

    GrannyCrafters
    so, like, this server is like, the only place where you can have, like, TWO pairs of grandparents for your minecraft family, bro. like, imagine the drama and the craziness of having double the grandparents, man. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft. come join us and experience the chaos of having two sets of grandparents fighting over who gets to spoil you more. it’s wild, dude. trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so come on, join us and let the grandparent drama unfold in front of your very eyes. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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  • GrannyCrafters – Building Blocks of Family

    GrannyCrafters – Building Blocks of Family
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This server is like no other, cuz technically speaking, we are made from our grandma. That’s right, our grandma is the ultimate Minecraft master and she birthed this server with her bare hands.

    Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with giant chickens and killer bunnies. Our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be dodging arrows and fireballs like a pro in no time. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we got flying pigs and dancing creepers, it’s a party in every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a never-ending treasure hunt, with hidden dungeons and secret passages waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our hardcore mode where death is just a heartbeat away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of our crazy family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of grandma herself, crafting diamonds out of thin air. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the crazy family antics behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way better than witnessing your uncle try to juggle flaming torches at the family reunion. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

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  • GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server

    GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of evicting distant relatives from your virtual properties and cutting off their monthly allowances.

    Experience the thrill of standing up to entitled family members who believe they are entitled to your hard-earned assets just because of some distant blood relation. Will you choose to continue your grandfather’s legacy of supporting these freeloaders, or will you take charge and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all?

    With a full scholarship to our server, you’ll have the resources to build your own empire and rise above the drama. So come on in and show those relatives who’s boss in the most epic inheritance battle of all time! Remember, in this world, it’s either family or fortune – choose wisely, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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  • SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

    SibSquadSitterGoneAustria
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the oldest sibling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and surviving – just like trying to keep up with 10 younger siblings!

    Need a break from the chaos of family responsibilities? Come escape to our server and let loose with some blocky fun. We promise, no one will ask you to babysit a bunch of virtual siblings here!

    Embark on quests, team up with other players, and explore our virtual world without the stress of real-life obligations. Because let’s face it, taking care of 10 siblings while juggling school and university is no easy feat – even for the most seasoned Minecraft player!

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner child (or responsible older sibling) run wild. Who knows, you might even find some virtual siblings to take care of – but this time, they won’t eat all your virtual snacks!

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  • KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

    KidlessCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!

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