Relatives MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HoneymoonCraft Server

Australia, Guilt, family event, socially awkward, social awkwardness

Are you tired of family obligations ruining your honeymoon vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can play the “honeymoon card” and not visit anyone, even if they’re your long-lost relatives from across the globe!

Embark on a virtual adventure where you can save like crazy for your dream vacation without any guilt trips from extended family members. Build your own European-inspired castles and explore three different countries in just 10 days each, all from the comfort of your own home.

Don’t worry about being socially awkward, because on our server, everyone is too busy crafting and mining to make a fuss over your travel plans. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and let the honeymoon fun begin!

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CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server

CraftyCousinWedding, DAUGHTER, Minecraft, Wife, Planning

Are you tired of being a selfish AH in real life? Do you want to make up for your past mistakes and attend weddings like a responsible adult? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of attending virtual weddings without any guilt!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of family gatherings and wedding ceremonies. Meet and greet virtual relatives, participate in family pictures, and even enjoy a couples dinner with the bride and groom (Minecraft food included)!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to redeem yourself and show your virtual wife and daughter that you can be there for them, even in the pixelated world. Our server is the perfect place to practice being a supportive family member and make up for all your past AH moments.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey towards becoming a better person, one Minecraft wedding at a time!

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AllergyCraft: EmbarrassingParents Edition

EMBARRASSMENT, Allergy, parents, diet, EmbarrassingParents

Are you tired of dealing with dairy allergies like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is completely dairy-free! No more stomach pains or awkward family dinners where you have to explain your dietary restrictions to everyone. Join us and indulge in a world of dairy-free delights!

Our server is so dairy-free, even the cows are lactose intolerant. That’s right, you won’t find a single block of cheese or splash of milk anywhere in sight. And if you accidentally eat something with dairy in it, don’t worry, your character won’t get sick, but they might start mooing like a cow for a few minutes.

But wait, there’s more! We have special quests where you must rescue the dairy cows from the evil cheese factory, and if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of dairy-free ice cream. And rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can ride a giant tofu block through a field of dairy products, smashing them to pieces.

So come join us on our dairy-free Minecraft server, where lactose intolerance is celebrated and dairy is nothing but a distant memory. Your stomach will thank you, and your in-game character will never have to suffer through a dairy-induced bathroom break again.

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Epic Quests Realm 1.21.1

online safety, retards, important, internet etiquette, Anonymity

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wild west of gaming, but with blocks and creepers!

We got logfag and his gang of retards ready to turn your pic into spam if you post personal photos, so watch out!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and a whole lot of chaos.

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together while avoiding the wrath of logfag and his crew. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

comfort, RELATIVES, Illness, infection, REST

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

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SisInsaneNoEngTeach?

RELATIVES, Harsh, PEERS, INSANE, disservice

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride in town!

Join us for a chance to build your very own pixelated paradise, where you can create epic structures, battle mobs, and even ride pigs into the sunset. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

On our server, you’ll have to communicate in a secret language that only a select few can understand. That’s right, we’re talking about Swedish! Why, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and challenging. Who needs English when you can speak the language of Vikings and trolls?

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate about the importance of teaching English to a Minecraft pig. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few language barriers). See you there, adventurer!

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BasementBunkers Minecraft Server

basement, family, small house, only child, sleeping arrangements

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.

Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

clean, death, Introvert, Sleeping accommodations, Minecraft

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, mental toll, Appreciated, single mom

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

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AssadFam Minecraft Server

Dictatorship, MIDDLE EAST, Officials, law enforcement, arrested

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness happening, like, did you hear about the relatives of Bashar Assad getting arrested trying to fly out of Lebanon? like, that’s some next level drama right there, bro.

join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.

you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!

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