Relationships MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

No oooo I’m going to die if I don’t… Minecraft SMP

Loneliness, Communication, oooo, handle, self-care

Are you tired of being an NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the hero of your own story! No more dying because you don’t have a girlfriend, here you can build a whole harem of pixelated princesses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonders and never be an NPC again!

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No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

self improvement, Social Interaction, attractiveness, relationships, Confidence

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

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Romcom Council Minecraft SMP

comedy, Classics, BETTING, discussion, Entertainment

Alright you filthy animals, it’s been way too long since we had a server like this. How’s your favorite romcom holding up? Got any juicy recommendations for us? But most importantly, have you seen the new horses we can bet on? Let’s chat about it all and have a wild time on this crazy SMP!

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Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Standards, FEMCEL, height, rejection issues, incel community

Are you tired of being harassed by femcels who think they can lower your standards just because you’re a 5’3 manlet? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky femcels! Join us and build your own kingdom where height doesn’t matter and femcels are banned for life. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Say no to femcels and yes to a blocky paradise where you can be the king of your own world. Join now and leave those femcels in the dust where they belong!

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Happy Place Minecraft Server

missing, love, well-being, moving on, Minecraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, creepers are banned for their thievery! That’s right, no more worrying about your precious diamonds disappearing into thin air. Join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of explosive interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat her in a dance-off. That’s right, put on your best armor and bust out your best moves to impress the dragon and win exclusive rewards. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mystical “happy wherever she is” land. Legend has it that anyone who finds this elusive place will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server!

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Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

social media, society, Digital World, Minecraft, people

Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

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Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

loyalty, Dirt, relationship advice, long term relationship, Honesty

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!

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Toylandia Minecraft Server

Women, taboo, Sexuality, empowerment, consent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your dating life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the idea of a woman using a sex toy seem tame in comparison. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so vibrant, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sex toys. Who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword, are we right? So come on, dive into our world and leave those worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

emotional, Music, Anime, Maniac, smp

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

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No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

Virgin, cultural diversity, Cultural differences, romantic ideals, smp

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

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