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  • Blocky Ick Factor Fun

    Blocky Ick Factor Fun
    join dis minecraft server if u want to avoid “the ick” in ur relationships! we got u covered with our magical pixie dust that makes u irresistible to ur partner! no more feeling grossed out by their weird habits or annoying quirks!

    our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!

    we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!

    so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?

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  • WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

    Just like the bride in this story, we’ve had our fair share of family drama. But unlike this family, we won’t block you or ice you out for attending our server. In fact, we encourage you to bring your whole squad and build some epic structures together.

    Don’t worry about choosing sides or feeling guilty for having a good time – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel guilty about is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready for a wedding-worthy celebration of creativity and friendship. Join us now and let the blocky fun begin!

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  • LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem

    LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of mattress shopping and dive into a world of blocky adventures! why waste time laying on uncomfortable mattresses when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us?

    our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.

    build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!

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  • SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!

    SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!
    Are you tired of partners who don’t appreciate your thoughtful surprises? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to appreciate every single block placed or item given to them! No more wasted sandwiches or hurt feelings here, just pure gratitude and love for all things Minecraft. Plus, our server is filled with players from all walks of life, so you’ll never have to worry about someone not understanding the value of a good breakfast sandwich. Come join us and experience a world where every block matters and every gift is cherished!

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  • CraftyLiesOrIgnore

    CraftyLiesOrIgnore
    Are you tired of being ignored by other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never ignore you! In fact, we’ll shower you with so much attention, you’ll feel like the most popular player in the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can capture one of these creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being showered with attention and hunting down rare and magical creatures! Who needs to be lied to when you can be entertained by our outrageous stories and adventures?

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  • CursedCraft Minecraft Server

    CursedCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of angry chickens start attacking you for no reason! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs decided to start a dance party in the middle of your castle? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting.

    Plus, we have a strict “no censorship” policy, so feel free to curse like a sailor without any judgment. Just make sure Minnie isn’t around, because apparently, she’s not a fan of the word “c*nt.” But hey, who needs that word when you can come up with even crazier insults to use on your friends?

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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  • CraftyTimeWarp

    CraftyTimeWarp
    Do you ever feel like you’re the right person, but you’re just stuck in the wrong time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a silly concept that we like to mess around with! Join us and experience the thrill of building a time machine out of blocks and traveling back to the Jurassic period to ride dinosaurs. Or maybe fast forward to the future and battle robot zombies with laser swords! The possibilities are endless on our server, where time is just a suggestion and fun is mandatory. So come on, join us and be the right person at the right time (or any time you choose)!

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  • BridalPartyBan Minecraft Server

    BridalPartyBan Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring weddings and drama-free friendships? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some juicy conflicts and outrageous demands? Then come join our server where the drama never ends!

    Picture this: you and your best friend, let’s call her Louise, have been through it all together. From toxic relationships to family drama, you two have always had each other’s backs. But now, things have taken a turn for the worse. Louise, your Maid of Honour, has suddenly become a diva and is causing chaos in your wedding plans.

    She’s double booked herself for your hens/bachelorette party and another wedding, and expects you to change your plans to accommodate her. But fear not, on our server, you can kick her out of the bridal party without any consequences! Who needs a flaky MOH when you can have a loyal Minecraft buddy instead?

    Join us for a wedding experience like no other, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

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  • AutisticCraft – MomGrudge10yrs

    AutisticCraft – MomGrudge10yrs
    Are you tired of feeling lost and out of place in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and find a community that understands you better than your mom understands you! Our special education teachers will sit you down and explain everything you need to know about ASD, just like they did for one of our players (25F).

    But wait, there’s more! We provide Ritalin to all players, but unlike their moms, we actually tell you why you need it. No more feeling like you’re being controlled for no reason – now you can take your medication with confidence and clarity.

    Join our server today and leave behind the struggles of feeling isolated and frustrated. Trust us, our community is way more supportive than someone who thinks keeping your diagnosis a secret is a good idea. And remember, if you bring up your past traumas, we won’t dismiss them – we’ll embrace them with open arms (and maybe a diamond sword for protection). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let go of the sting of the past!

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  • GirlfriendRevelations Minecraft SMP

    GirlfriendRevelations Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a whole new world, man. You gotta join because the admins are like wizards or something, always casting crazy spells and making diamonds rain from the sky. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts for days.

    But that’s not even the best part, bro. There’s this group of players who call themselves the Chicken Army, and they ride around on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. They’re like the protectors of the server, always making sure everyone is safe from creepers and zombies. And rumor has it, they can summon a dragon to fight for them in PvP battles. It’s insane, man.

    Oh, and did I mention the weekly dance parties at the village square? Yeah, we all get together and bust out our best dance moves while the DJ plays sick beats. It’s like a rave, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine lurking in the shadows, watching over us all.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, wildest Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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