Relationships MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

tall women, honesty in dating, height lies, dating boundaries, tall women challenges

Are you tired of dealing with guys who lie about their height? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players are exactly the height they claim to be, no more surprises here!

Join us for epic adventures and build towering structures without worrying about any height discrepancies. Plus, we offer free virtual drinks and desserts to all players, no splitting the bill required!

Don’t let height issues bring you down, join our server and game on with confidence. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where height is never a problem? See you in the game, where the only thing towering over you will be your epic creations!

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AssholeWashCraft

cleanliness, Marriage, #workout, personal hygiene, Body Care

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!

Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.

Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

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LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds

Pension, Therapy, ENGAGEMENT, Elderly, Teacher

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!

Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.

So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.

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CraftySisterBetrayal

anger, overreaction, privacy, family, sister

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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BirthdayBlunderCraft

parenting, birthday celebration, Gaslighting, Understanding, Birthday

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel less lonely than my daughter on her 16th birthday? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual city filled with friends who will never bail on you, even on your birthday!

Join us and experience the thrill of shopping and building with your new virtual pals. And don’t worry, our server won’t leave you feeling like you have low self-esteem or make you cry a lot like my poor daughter. Plus, our server is so affordable that even my daughter’s dad could afford it (but he’s too busy fishing with his son, typical).

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Our server is the perfect escape from rejection and cold-hearted family members. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the star of the show, just like my daughter should have been on her 16th birthday. So hop on board and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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Normie Advice Minecraft Server

Server, get women, personal boundaries, toxic masculinity, Misogynist

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and validation like never before!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called an incel, misogynist, or loser ever again. Our server is filled with amazing women who will adore you for who you are, no matter what.

We have a special feature where you can build a virtual girlfriend out of blocks and she will love you unconditionally. No more rejection, just pure pixelated love.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of romance and acceptance. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you?

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CollegeCrafter Minecraft Server

Adult, porn, only fans, education, college

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even my son “Ray” (18M) started doing porn just to make some extra money to play on it!

That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!

When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

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HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

male friend, Atrocious, advice, friendship, out of order

Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

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DateRedFlags Minecraft SMP

dating tips, red flag conversation, smp, relationships, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where first dates involve creepers blowing up your chances of love! Our server is filled with players who have had some seriously questionable first date experiences, from being told “I only date players with diamond armor” to “I think I love you, but only if you can build me a mansion in under an hour.” If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as explosive as a TNT trap, then look no further! Join us and see if you can survive the chaos of love and creepers in our wacky world.

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MineCraftTruths

rejection, Decision making, Pregnancy, Honesty, personal boundaries

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find out you have a long-lost daughter who shows up at your virtual doorstep. But wait, there’s more! She’s not just any daughter, she’s a Minecraft pro who challenges you to a build-off to prove your worth as a parent. Will you accept the challenge and build the ultimate pixelated palace to win her over? Join our server and experience the drama, the tears, and the epic Minecraft battles like never before! Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating? Join now and let the family feud begin!

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