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  • RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

    RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP
    OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

    And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

    Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

    Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

    So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

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  • RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

    RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars
    Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

    But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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  • LostCraft: Mom Squad Rescue

    LostCraft: Mom Squad Rescue
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated relationship between Annie, Ophelia, and their parents.

    Experience the thrill of searching for a missing player who may or may not be in trouble, just like Ophelia on her mysterious train ride. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the rebel who keeps secrets like Annie?

    With drama at every corner and unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and dive into a world where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • CraftyThiefShame

    CraftyThiefShame
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

    We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

    And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

    Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

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  • BroBroGriefGone2soon

    BroBroGriefGone2soon
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no shoes in the virtual world” rule! Just like in real life, cleanliness is key in our pixelated paradise. But beware, we have a special guest appearance from the Queen of England herself, who will not hesitate to assert dominance over anyone who dares to wear shoes in her son’s virtual home. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, sulking, and outrageous accusations – it’s a virtual soap opera you won’t want to miss!

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  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

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  • DadVsFianceSMP

    DadVsFianceSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional roller coasters, and unexpected twists!

    Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real game is navigating complicated family relationships. Will you choose to walk down the aisle with your mom instead of your dad? Will you go NC or LC with certain family members based on their actions in-game?

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, blocking toxic players, and shedding tears over virtual voice mails. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for some serious emotional gameplay, join us now!

    Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Join our server and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, the only thing more powerful than a diamond sword is a strong support system.

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  • NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

    NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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