Relationships MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Advice: Justify Decisions

justify, relationships, perspective, Psychology, Communication

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. yea, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that our diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yea, you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat.

plus, our villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day and then kick butt at night. it’s like a ninja soap opera up in here.

so come join our wacky world and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing cows, they’re a wild bunch.

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BrosBeforeBabysit

advice, BrosBeforeBabysit, Communication, Honesty, postpartum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any family drama like the one described above! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any worries of your brother wanting to drown your virtual son during bathtime.

Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any fear of being yelled at for seeking professional help. We guarantee that no one will question your mental state or tattle on you to your significant other.

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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Ethereal Beauty Realm 1.21

Realm, beauty, society, Ethereal, body image

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

I mean, come on, this place is lit AF with crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you.

You won’t believe the insane mobs and bosses that will test your skills to the max.

Plus, the community is like a bunch of wild monkeys on Red Bull, always ready to party and have a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and start crafting some epic memories!

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DadNameChange Minecraft Server

acceptance, Minecraft, DadNameChange, name change, father son

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your stepdad is actually a Minecraft pro who supports you in all your adventures, while your dad’s girlfriend is the boss you have to impress to survive. Will you choose the path of acceptance like Jack, or will you face the wrath of Adam’s red face?

Change your Minecraft name to Jefferson and see if you can survive the drama-filled world of our server. Will you be the AH for causing chaos, or will you come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft player? Join now and find out!

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MommyMoneyMineCraft

responsibilities, mum, upbringing, Expectations, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members!

Join us and build your dream house, create your own family (Minecraft style, of course), and live your best virtual life without anyone guilt-tripping you for money!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about giving out allowances to demanding family members or siblings who refuse to work for themselves. You can focus on saving up for that diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real life problems when you can have fun and laughter in our virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together!

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SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad

SicklySnacksStop, compromise, Support, family, parenting

Are you tired of dealing with manipulative stepdaughters who fake illnesses to get out of school? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world with no fake stomach aches in sight. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who try to pull a fast one like this stepdaughter.

We have a strict no lying, cheating, or manipulating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from any sneaky schemes. Plus, we offer a special bonus for all players who can resist the temptation of dairy and gluten – unlimited access to your cell phone and friend’s houses!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be faking is your mining skills!

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BlockyBirds & The Bees

Communication, consent, ABSTINENCE, high school, sexually transmitted infections

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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BlockySecrets

Expression, emotions, Connection, Secrets, Closure

Are you tired of holding back your true feelings? Do you have a burning desire to unleash your inner savage without any repercussions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and send anonymous messages to anyone in your life without fear of consequences. Want to tell your boss they’re a potato in disguise? Done. Need to confess your love to your crush’s pet goldfish? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme. Join now and let the madness begin!

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Penis Party Land

Land, Hands, Individuality, relationships, average male hand

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.

if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Half4U, NoobParents

Dilemma, wealth, windfall, sharing, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of greedy parents asking for your hard-earned cash! Join us and build your dream virtual world where you can keep all the riches to yourself without any pesky family members trying to mooch off you. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server worth even more than $20 million – imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history! So come on, join us and leave your real-life money problems behind as you embark on a hilarious and adventurous journey in our wacky Minecraft universe.

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