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Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

seinfeld, relationships, Commitment, long-term relationships, Sitcom

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

blocky, pokemon memes, Stereotypes, Masculinity, BFF’s

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

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DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

mature men, hot dads, Server, family, Father Figures

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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Pick Up Chicks Minecraft Server

Country, sedans, Pick up, Pick, CAR

Welcome to the most luxurious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine building your dream mansion out of diamond blocks while driving around in your very own virtual BMW or Benz. Yes, that’s right, we have virtual luxury cars for you to cruise around in because why walk when you can drive a sports car in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic animals you’ll ever find in the game. Want a pet unicorn? We’ve got it. How about a dragon to guard your castle? No problem. Our server is like a virtual zoo on steroids.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Fight against other players in epic arenas while riding on the back of a virtual T-Rex. It’s like Jurassic Park meets Gladiator, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at >BMW>Benz and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Luxury cars, exotic animals, and epic battles await you. See you in the game!

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True Love Minecraft Server

loyalty, Server, Partnership, Pure love, Affection

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t spark that special connection? Look no further, because our server is all about true love! Join us and find your perfect Minecraft match – whether it’s a pig named Porky or a creeper with a heart of gold, we’ve got the perfect player for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, rumored to grant eternal happiness to anyone who finds it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this rare and precious gem?

Join us now for a chance to experience the most romantic and heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you have true love in blocky form?

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Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, relationships, love, romance, dont

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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Waterbed Minecraft SMP: Women Who Want To Fatten Their Men

empowerment, Waterbed, weight gain, love, plus size

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to fatten up your man until he becomes a literal waterbed! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting off mobs, here we focus on turning your significant other into a squishy, bouncy waterbed.

Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!

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American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

Despair, Hopeless Romantic, Minecraft, American, Hell

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

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CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035

h game, submissive males, leashes, femdom, non-human female

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in a world filled with leashes and excitement! Join us for a wild ride of dominant women and subby males, but remember, NO ERP and definitely NO Cuckold/NTR allowed. Trolls will be hidden and ignored faster than you can say “fur-tastic!”

Our stories are as wild as our gameplay, with tales like “High Voltage” where sparks fly, or “Pouting Over Poutine” where things get saucy. And who can forget “In the Hall of the Mountain King” where the mountain isn’t the only thing that’s rising?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the City of Glass, fall from grace, or visit the Anthrodale Development Committee for some anthro dating fun. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our ADHG Anthro Dating H-Game for a truly immersive experience.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure filled with furries, dominance, and maybe even a little romance. Just remember to keep it wild and woolly, because in this SMP, anything goes!

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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

love, man, sex, Server, emotional connection

Are you tired of just hooking up with dudes and not finding true love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated love stories begin. Build a castle for your potential man, go on virtual dates under the stars, and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding! Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the corruption of love take over!

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