Relationships MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

Crafty, marriage success, marriage process, blue eyed, tall white boy

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

relationships, gender dynamics, Server, physical appearance, dating standards

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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Lovely Dovey Minecraft Server

emotions, person, Minecraft, shame, ONLINE

Are you tired of being a lovey dovey shut-in? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your lovey dovey side shine as you build, mine, and craft your way to virtual happiness. Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the pixels of our server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lovey dovey adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate waiting for you in the virtual sunset.

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Blocky Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

asked a girl out, Server, VIRGINITY, adult virgin, social anxiety

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and affection! Our players are so attractive, even the creepers can’t resist blowing themselves up just to get a closer look. Join now and you’ll have so many Minecraft girlfriends, you’ll forget what it feels like to be lonely. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have pixelated love on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to finally lose your Minecraft virginity!

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Reverse This Minecraft Server

personal development, Communication, Miggersisters, family, Reversal

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Miggersisters – that’s right, pigs that think they’re sisters! Watch as they build their own little piggy village and throw epic pig parties every night.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They rule the server with an iron beak and will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. They will teach you their ways and help you find inner peace in the chaotic world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Miggersisters or get recruited by the chicken mafia. The possibilities are endless!

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Sister’s Quintuplet Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Siblings, Quintuplet, secret affair, Cheating

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Are you ready to join a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all here!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and the occasional accidental lava bath (oops, sorry about that). And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sister’s quintuplet – the rarest mob in all of Minecraft! Is it cheating if you team up with her to conquer the server? Who cares, it’s all in good fun!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig because this Minecraft SMP is waiting for you to make your mark. Just watch out for those sneaky players who will do anything to steal your precious loot – they’re as slippery as a slime in a swamp! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP Fun

temptation, socializing, tipsy, relationships, impulse

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.

But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Pixel Chick Minecraft Server

chick, medical emergency, Minecraft, drug-induced heart attack, Endurance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a heart attack, but in a good way? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, you might just die from playing for 5 hours straight! But don’t worry, we’ll have a funeral for you and all the players will gather around to pay their respects. Who knows what outrageous things they’ll say at your funeral? Join now for a wild ride of endless fun and excitement! Just make sure to take breaks and stay hydrated, we don’t want any more casualties on our hands!

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Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

perspective, Trust, disagreement, RESPONSIBILITY, reconciliation

Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper.

Once, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to take a bite. Another time, a group of players banded together to build a rollercoaster that launched them into the sky, only to crash land into a pool of rainbow-colored lava.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). Who was in the wrong here bros? Probably the player who didn’t join our server sooner!

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> normal people have sex weekly… Minecraft SMP

romance, societal norms, emotional bonding, Frequency, love

Are you tired of being a normal person who only has sex weekly? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from fighting off creepers and zombies! Who needs a love life when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals all the diamonds from players who aren’t brave enough to face him. Join if you dare!

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