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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7089 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6053 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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