CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

V For Vanilla

semi anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Introduction
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

AceRex Network

AceRex, Network, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	439047
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

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SERVER RELEASES IN MAY 2024 AVAILABLE ON BEDROCK AND JAVA

Welcome to AceRex Network

Do you want to join a Server where you have a say in what gets implemented?

We’ve got you covered! Our goal is to create a server where we can deliver that promise as we want the server to be the best it can possibly be.

What does the server offer?

We offer an atmosphere where you are free to drop your thoughts about what can be added to the server. Our plans are to start with two main game modes:

Factions ⚒️
Skyblock 🌄

We are planning to expand this as the player base grows.

Factions

Create a factions with your friends and battle it out to make it to the top.
Make a base in the vast wild and hide all of your gear and raid other bases to give your faction an edge.
Ally with other factions to give you that advantage in battle.
Factions resets once every 2 months to keep you as the players engaged.

Skyblock

Create your own island and compete to build the highest level island.
Invite your friends to the island and set perms of what they can and cannot do.
Battle it out with the loot you have collected with other players in the Warzone.
Ally with other islands and help each other defeat bosses rewarding you with high tier loot.
Skyblock resets once every 2 months.

Giveaways!

We feel that we should reward those members who play and help grow the server. Therefore, we host regular giveaways which is our way of saying thanks.

Why should you join?

There is no risk in giving us a go. After all, we thrive to build a server that the community wants and we want to build a community to be able to achieve that. We look forward to meeting you here at AceRex Network.

Craftia

Craftia, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6568
Void Gems Collected:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Hey everyone!

We are a nice’n cozy 18+ SMP community! We are pretty laid-back and we like to keep things as vanilla as possible, just spicing it up with some neat small plugins. So, no land claims here! But dont worry, we do have protection plugins installed to rollback possible grief or stealing!

Our server is running on 1.20.4 and will never reset. Feel free to take breaks and come back to your progress exactly as you left it!

Only catch is, if you decide to leave our Discord, we’ll consider it as your departure from the server. This means you’ll be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset. This is made to ensure long-term sustainability of our SMP community. As time progresses, finding suitable land to settle on becomes increasingly challenging.

We’re not picky about who joins; we’re all about letting you play the way you love. Whether you’re a redstoner, explorer, or builder, you’re welcome here. Our economy is kind of like Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is also a shopping district at spawn which is the heart of the server.

As a community, we’re into big, ambitious projects, so you’ll find some awesome builds scattered around. And for Java players, we’ve got a mod pack that adds some fun stuff like voice chat and optimization tweaks. It’s optional, though—no pressure.

Just a few rules: zero tolerance for discrimination or racism!! We like some banter, but let’s keep it friendly. And remember, never trust HMitten!

If that sounds interesting, simply fill up this short application form, and we will get you added on discord ASAP!:

https://forms.gle/3xasW9PEzKyh3eKJ9

Let’s craft some good times together! 🌟⛏️

The Vast

Roleplay, vast

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Just like the title says, we aren’t vanilla but very close to it. We have zero teleportation, a big but less active as of lately community, player shops, a balanced NPC shop, claims, and lots of fun stuff.

Basically we want people and are looking to make a community of nice folks just trying to live out a sorta nations RP, where we trade, ally, and war with different groups. Admins are extremely open to new ideas and there is no pay to win features what so ever. I’ll be supplying a discord link in this post, our server IP is there.

Everyone who is staff is over twenty one. We are not super politically correct in anyway, as long as you’re not just being a troll you’re fine. We just want people who want an adventure and help us create this very fun world.

We are simple folk, looking to make a roleplay nations world

4000 by 4000 world

IP: thevastMC.mcserver.us

Message me if interested

MidasCraft

MidasCraft, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4615
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	5279	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

mc.midascraft.net

Welcome to MidasCraftthe brand new SMP server that offers an immersive gaming experience! Join our community of friendly players and embark on exciting adventures in a world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server features a thriving economy system, allowing you to trade and interact with other players to build your wealth. Unlock special rewards and surprises with our exciting crates system, where you can win exclusive items and perks.

At MidasCraft, we believe in constant improvement and innovation. Our dedicated team is constantly adding new features and updates to enhance your gameplay. Stay tuned for future updates as we plan to introduce new gamemodes to keep the excitement going. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

mc.midascraft.net

https://discord.com/invite/48G7wtZT3P

FlexzCraft: A new world

FlexzCraft, Modded, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

New season is about to start today on FlexzCraft server. Apply now and join us in discovering all the new dimensions. This season we have a focus around PvE with each player choosing their own origin.

But for those who only like to mess around with Create can still do so. No mobs where added to the overworld.

Core mods:

Create
Applied energistics 2
Botany
Blood magic
The Aether
Blue Skies
Deeper Darker
Twilight forest
Origins & classes
Farmers Delight
and more!

We are still looking for several active players.

Requirements:

Age: 18+ (unless invited by current players)
A decent size application with explaining your goals. But also introducing yourself.

A few rules:

We do not allow PVP unless both parties agree
Griefing is not tolerated (We log all interactions)
Bases are claimed but not protected. This is only an indication towards other players.

Hope to see you soon!

Discord: https://discord.gg/93YGRhq

Grimwald SMP Java, New World

Grimwald, java, smp, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3069	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

World started 2 days ago

About us

we are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features:

-Proximity voicechat, this is optional but it’s there if you want to use it.

-Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life.

-Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing (This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible).

-Hard difficulty.

Democracy, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

-Updates to new versions soon after they come out.

-Vanilla like configs, TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.

-Friendly community.

-Minigames and events.

-Group projects.

-No pay to win or voting to access stuff.

Apply here:

https://forms.gle/uKNZd6JzVjRjQK5H9

We hope to see you soon!

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Default ports

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.

– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).

– Hard difficulty.

– Custom enchantments.

– Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.

– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.

– ProtectionStones for land claiming.

– Bartering economy system.

– No grief.

– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.

– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)

– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.

– Responsive staff.

– Voting ranks and rewards.

– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

ComfySMP 🌠 ▸JUST OPENED! ◂💛Friendly Survival, Fun Staff, No Grief, Chill (Keep Inventory)

Community, Earth, Friendly, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to ComfySMP!

A place like no other. Join, bring your friends, fight off monsters while you try to Survive!

We have many fun features like Lottery, Public Player Shop and Player Warps, Voting Ranks, Grief Prevention, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: play.comfysmp.com↕️ VERSION: latest↕️ DISCORD: discord.comfysmp.com

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Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchantments Applied:	274
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

WERE YOU LOOKING FOR AN EXCELLENT SERVER WITH GOOD FEATURES AND ONLINE ON 1.1.5? COME TO US. WHAT WE HAVE: OUR OWN VKONTAKTE BOT IN WHICH YOU CAN GET THE PRIVILEGY FOR FREE (ALL YOU HAVE IS ENOUGH TO WRITE IN THE COMMUNITY’S PERSONAL MESSAGES “START”) OUR UNIQUE AND BEAUTIFUL DUNGE WHICH YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ON MORE THAN ONE SERVER BATTLE PASS FROM THE TASK MI. COMPLETE AS MANY TASKS AS POSSIBLE TO GET AS MANY BONKS AS POSSIBLE

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