Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!
Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?
Picture this: you and your pixelated partner just had your first pixelated baby and you can’t agree on who should be the godparents. Your pixelated husband is obsessed with his pixelated female cousin being the godmother, but you want your pixelated sister to have the honor. Why? Because she’s been there for you throughout your entire pixelated pregnancy and even stepped in when your husband couldn’t handle the pixelated blood in the delivery room.
But wait, there’s more! Your husband’s reason for not wanting your sister as the godparent is because he doesn’t agree with her pixelated “lifestyle.” She used to work in a pixelated bar as a bottle girl, but now she’s a pixelated real estate agent. He thinks she’s not a good role model for your pixelated child.
Join our server and create your own pixelated drama with outrageous reasons to choose godparents! Who needs real life drama when you can have pixelated drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server and build your dream house without worrying about your boyfriend’s mom moving in. We promise no one will guilt trip you into taking care of their bipolar, medication-denying mother-in-law.
Don’t let the burden of family drama weigh you down – join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you’re the wealthy finance guru sibling who just wants to live a simple life, but your parents want you to be the Trustee of your brother’s inheritance. Will you take on the responsibility or let the money fly out the window on shopping sprees and costly hobbies?
With intense family dynamics and accusations of jealousy flying around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds and gold in Minecraft when you have the drama of a lifetime to deal with?
Join now and see if you’re the Asshole in this crazy estate planning saga!
On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your ex. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why did you break up with your last partner? Was it because they couldn’t handle the pressure of fighting off hordes of zombies? Or maybe they just couldn’t keep up with your epic building skills. Whatever the reason, it’s time to move on and find a new partner who can handle the chaos of our Minecraft SMP.
Join us today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft love story. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off a horde of angry skeletons.
u may be thinkin, “what does this have to do with minecraft?” well, on our server, we have a special quest where u gotta find these rare proteins in the game to unlock a secret level where u can battle brain monsters and save the world from Elusive Neuro Disorder!
join our server for a chance to be a hero and maybe even help scientists in real life too! plus, we have unlimited diamonds and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come play with us and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!
PVP and Factions not your playstyle? Have no worries! We also offer a peaceful playstyle of living in a protected Town. Do note that any building and/or journeying outside of a protected town may result in PVP! Grind your way to the top ranks of our Economy and eventually buy your own Town plot!
Our owners and staff on TheGridReborn have over 10 years of experience with running a faction/pvp server, and recently decided to revive our server to share our nostalgia of the golden Minecraft PVP days. We hope you check our server out and become part of our community 🙂
TheGridReborn Discord: discord.gg/2mhFuEVy
play.thegrid-mc.com
| Duration | Month of July |
|---|---|
| Teams | 8 teams |
| Players per Team | 3 players |
| Prize | $50 gift cards per player on winning team |
A: Tryouts are scheduled for Monday and Tuesday.
A: You can fill out the tryout form at https://forms.gle/TaXo3X8xCvQQZrB19
A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/zrR4T7RGzj
Imagine a world where Vince, a Minecraft player, is not getting off to black men or their cocks, but to the idea of a woman being degraded by them. It’s like making a woman fuck a horse or a dog to show dominance and humiliation. Vince is definitely not a cuck, he’s the complete opposite! And if you think otherwise, you’ll end up looking like an idiot trying to run a narrative to deflect from your own BBC obsession.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such bizarre and twisted tales to entertain you while you mine and build to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!
