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Picture this: you and your pixelated partner just had your first pixelated baby and you can’t agree on who should be the godparents. Your pixelated husband is obsessed with his pixelated female cousin being the godmother, but you want your pixelated sister to have the honor. Why? Because she’s been there for you throughout your entire pixelated pregnancy and even stepped in when your husband couldn’t handle the pixelated blood in the delivery room.
But wait, there’s more! Your husband’s reason for not wanting your sister as the godparent is because he doesn’t agree with her pixelated “lifestyle.” She used to work in a pixelated bar as a bottle girl, but now she’s a pixelated real estate agent. He thinks she’s not a good role model for your pixelated child.
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Picture this: you’re the wealthy finance guru sibling who just wants to live a simple life, but your parents want you to be the Trustee of your brother’s inheritance. Will you take on the responsibility or let the money fly out the window on shopping sprees and costly hobbies?
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On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!
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