IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CREW THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!
PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO PERFECT THAT THEIR PARTNERS ARE ALWAYS HAVING A BLAST IN THE BEDROOM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND SHENANIGANS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “MINECRAFT”!
Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!
Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have just moved into a cozy virtual house together. But wait, his mom wants to move in too?! Cue the drama and panic attacks! Will you be able to handle the emotional manipulation and territorial disputes that come with having an aging virtual mother-in-law living with you?
But fear not, because on our server, you can set your own boundaries and create your own crazy family dynamics. Will you let her live with you until her virtual dying day, or will you stand your ground and build your own virtual empire without any interference?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual soap opera worthy of its own spin-off series!
not only that, but our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. you can team up with them to create the most mind-blowing chicken city the world has ever seen.
oh, and did we mention the magical unicorns that roam the land? they poop out diamonds and rainbows, so you’ll never run out of bling bling.
so come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest time-traveling, chicken-building, unicorn-pooping adventure of your life!
NAVAL AMPHIBIOUS BASE CORONADO
“We train for war and fight to win…”
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⚓Who are the Navy SEALs? – Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1962, the Navy SEALs are a nimble, elite maritime military force suited for all aspects of unconventional warfare. In this role, you will provide immediate military relief in crises around the world.
⚓What is a milsim? – A MilSim, an abbreviation of military simulation, refers to live-acted simulation of armed conflict scenarios. The goal of this Minecraft milsim group is to replicate groups that spring from Roblox and their military simulator communities. Therefore, we attempt to perform as realistic as possible, trying to replicate the duties and struggles past and present have done for us.
⚓How is the team organized? – Platoons can be structured to operate as 8-man Squads, 4-man Fire Teams, or 2-man Sniper/Reconnaissance Teams, as required. It is this organizational structure that makes the NSW force light, mobile, swift, flexible, effective and virtually undetectable. Each platoon has a Navy Commander (O-5) in charge. A SEAL platoon consists of two junior officers and 14 enlisted. It is led by the more senior of the two officers, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3).
⚓How do I get started? – Simply fill out the application form. Answer as thoroughly as possible. Your probability to getting accepted is dependent upon how well-structured your sentences and explanations are, as well as the specific criteria involved. After your application is filled out, you are required to accomplish the following:
• 1 event of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) Training• 1 event of SEAL Qualification Training• 1 event of Parachute Jump School
*As soon as you attend your first event, you become a Seaman. When you accomplish all 3 trainings, you are promoted to Petty Officer 3rd Class [E-4]. From there, you will be put into a position and would be permitted to attend Navy SEAL missions.*
YOUTUBE VIDEOS:
CQB (Close Quarter Combat) Training:
https://youtu.be/zN-5OGCE1G0?si=hMNetluygxCNUe9A
Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training (BUD/S):
https://youtu.be/u83jSUGP1eI?si=auCTZfi4BrY3HTXr
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DISCORD MILITARY GROUP LINK:
https://discord.gg/RfEjCBCZXb
KEEP NOTE: Server will be unwhitelisted during training times/events/missions, so it would be wise to join the discord for info.
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“The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday…”
navy.minekeep.gg
| Features | 100% Vanilla gameplay |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Administrative only (no interference with gameplay) |
| Unique Selling Points | No grief, stealing, unwanted pvp; No world border |
| Rules | No griefing, cheating, stealing, unwanted pvp |
A: CommunityCraft Vanilla SMP offers a pure, unmodified version of the game with unique features such as no grief, stealing, or unwanted pvp, and no world border.
A: The server does not have claims, locked chests, or plugins that interfere with the vanilla SMP experience. There are also no donations, voting, or ranks.
A: CoreProtect is used to moderate stealing and griefing. Players caught engaging in such activities will be banned and their actions rolled back.
A: Players can expect a challenging survival experience on hard difficulty, with the freedom to go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build something incredible.
Server IP: 38.133.155.215 Join now before we whitelist! See our discord when you join!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always willing to help you out… unless you cross them. Rumor has it that one player tried to steal another player’s diamond armor and ended up getting pranked so hard, they had to build a new base from scratch!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers with top hats and monocles, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.
So why do you hate her so much? Maybe it’s because she hasn’t joined our server yet! Don’t miss out on all the fun and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server… or the next victim of a hilarious prank!
And as for how a guy like this gets a girlfriend? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve had players meet their significant others while battling dragons, building epic castles, and even taming virtual unicorns. Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server like ours?
So come join us and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most unexpected romances. Who knows, you might just find love in a virtual blocky world!
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.
So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!
Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.
So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!