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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1752 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5889 |
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.
oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.
so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.