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BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire
are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin! -
Mate Value Power Play
come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.
so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).
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GaslightingCraft: Mind Games & Mayhem
so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u feel like ur getting gaslit by ur friends when they steal ur diamonds or blow up ur house? well, come join our server where gaslighting is not just a game, it’s a way of life!we promise to make u question ur own sanity every time u log on. u’ll never know who to trust or what’s real anymore. it’s like living in a constant state of mind games, but with blocks and creepers.
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of being psychologically abused while also building epic structures and fighting off mobs. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? let the gaslighting begin!
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ValuedCraft: Boosting Mental Health
so, liek, u kno wat makes u feel valued? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, DUH.wen u join dis server, u feel liek ur part of a BIG happy family. ur minecraft spouse and children (ur minecraft kids, obvi) will make u feel SO valued.
wen u feel valued on dis server, ur mental health gets a MAJOR upgrade. u start feelin all happy and stuff, and ur relationship with ur minecraft fam just gets better and better.
so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server and start feelin VALUED AF. ur minecraft spouse and kids r waitin for u to join their happy minecraft fam!
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DadCraft: Distress & Dismay
so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all that toxic masculinity crap, ya know? we got a bunch of cool dudes who are all about empowering their partners and making them feel like queens. like, they’ll build you a castle and protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. and get this, the more protective they are, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a win-win situation. plus, they’ll never patronize you or make you feel like you’re not good enough. so come join our server and let these guys show you how a real man treats a lady. you won’t regret it, trust me. -
SunburnedFusion Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own artificial sun that burns for over 1000 secs!! it’s like a fusion reactor but in minecraft!! imagine the crazy experiments you can do with that kind of power!! create your own mini suns and blow up your friends’ bases!! it’s a whole new level of chaos and destruction, but in a fun way!! plus, we have the best players who are always up for a challenge and a good laugh!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s see who can harness the power of the sun the best!! -
PutinKillsAllCraft
Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss! -
Otaku Homies Craft
Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!
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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.3
Yo, have you heard of this crazy Minecraft server run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord? She’s like a neural network that plays osu! and now she’s a VTuber too! Join our server /swarm/ for some unhinged rants and epic gaming skills.Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule and links, she’s on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even has her own website. Plus, her music and clips are fire, you gotta listen to LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video) it’s lit!
If you’re interested in AI but don’t get it, Neuro-sama got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from neurosama.shop, reppin’ the AI queen!
Come join the madness on our Minecraft server, we got VODs, game integration, and even a Catbox archive. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!