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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3574 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
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