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CraftyLove: Swipe Right for Creepers!
bad dating tips, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating donts, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating misconceptions, dating mistakes, dating myths, dating no-nos, dating pitfalls, dating red flags, dating tips, harmful dating advice, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship mistakes, relationship pitfalls, swipe, worst dating adviceAre you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our players have a 99% success rate in finding love, with one player even getting married in-game and having a creeper-themed wedding! Join now and let the pixels of love guide you to your perfect match. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? -
ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP
communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to sayBro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.
So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.
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RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings
dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signsBro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!