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  • Blocky Regrets: Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Regrets: Minecraft SMP

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    Hey, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of building your base, only for a creeper to show up like it’s auditioning for a role in some bad horror flick? Well, listen up because I’m here to tell you why you need to join this totally-legit, not-at-all ridiculous Minecraft SMP (the one without a name, because who needs a name, am I right?).

    First off, this SMP has got more drama than a soap opera directed by a potato! Last week, Jerry the Enderman got into a heated argument with Lisa the Zombie over who would win in a dance-off. Spoiler alert: they both lost and fell into a lava pit while trying to do the cha-cha. Now there’s a lava dance craze sweeping the server, and it’s fire (pun totally intended)!

    Also, did I mention that there’s a quest to find the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Infinite Chickens? That’s right, you can literally mine diamonds while chickens rain from the sky! I once thought I found it in a swamp, but it turned out to be just a really shiny potato… and still tasted amazing mashed.

    Oh, and let’s talk about the legendary “Creeper Olympics.” We’re talking high-flying explosions and synchronized sneaky jumps! It’s a whole event that results in more chaos than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. The last event ended with an actual explosion, and now we have a permanent “memory hole” in front of spawn. Some say it’s haunted by the soul of a lost noob who never learned how to swim in lava.

    And don’t even get me started on our server’s official mascot—Greg the Glittering Pig! He wears diamonds like a fashion icon and does catwalk struts on player-made runways! Plus, if you feed him a golden apple, he’ll open a portal to the “Dimension of Eternal Snacks.” I once got lost there for three weeks and came out only to realize I had been living on nothing but enchanted cupcakes… totally worth it.

    Join us if you want to experience wild conspiracy theories about the existence of Herobrine’s long-lost cousin who is actually just a guy named Gary who forgot to change his skin! Or if you want to participate in our annual “Who Can Survive the Most Explosions While Riding a Pig?” contest. Last year, some dude ended up facing a lava fountain while juggling beds—legend has it he’s still floating around somewhere crying diamonds.

    So if you’re ready for chaos, insanity, and probably a potato-based experience, get your pickaxe ready and dive into this Minecraft SMP! Just don’t forget to bring snacks, because you never know when you’re going to end up in another dimension or accidentally summon a horde of angry llamas. You gotta be prepared!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LoveCraftedFails

    LoveCraftedFails

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OutCast

    OutCast

    New Minecraft Servers

    Outcasts welcome here many many gamemodes to survive 1.18.1 vanilla skyblock skygrid one block main worlds roleplay mcmmo ect.

    192.3.27.76:26164

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  • Pats Chill Vanilla SMP

    Pats Chill Vanilla SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chill Vanilla Multiplayer server with a few plugins to make things easier ! Hermitcraft-like experience

    pats.zapto.org

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  • Dirty dog gaming

    Dirty dog gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for unique Minecraft server experience? At Dirty Dog Gaming we don’t want to be like everyone else, we are doing our best to add as much custom content as possible without ruining the vanilla survival game-play! Don’t take my word for it, come have a look for yourself

    We are currently hosting the following gamemodes: Survival (With awesome plugins)→ All the usual.. Economy, Land Claims, Server Shop, Player Shops, Voting Rewards→ Custom Ores, Tools, Weapons, Armor→ DynMap→ Wireless Hoppers→ Quests & Jobs→ Immersive Fishing & Mining experience→ Custom Enchants→ Death Chests spawn in the graveyard→ And so much more…

    Vanilla→ For players looking for a more authentic minecraft experience→ Vanilla MC, with Land Claims, Voting Rewards, and some minor quality of life tweaks→Full Cross-Play compatibility

    BedWars→ 1.8 Combat→ Full Cross-Play compatibility

    Endless Automatically Changing Parkour→ A fun and challenging infinite parkour that generates in front of you as you go→ Full Cross-Play compatibility

    ** Mini Games→ Full Cross-Play compatibility► Quake► Prophecy► Splurge► TnT Tag► Block Party► Mini Walls (1.8 Combat)► Survival Games (1.8 Combat)► And more…..

    Why are you still reading? Join now and let us become your new favorite server!

    play.dirtydoggaming.co.za

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