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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    ❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MarixLend – Join the best griefer server! Minecraft server

    MarixLend – Join the best griefer server!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “MarixLend – Fly to the best griefer server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    marixlend.ru

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  • lolcraft

    lolcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version: 1.16+ IP: craft.lol Website: https://lolcraft.net Discord: https://cr.lol/discord

    Towny Survival Earth Map 1:1000 Scale Custom Plugins Gold Economy Geopolitical

    craft.lol

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  • BotMCraft

    BotMCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a friendly SMP that finally decided to expand, come join us and have some fun with us, we have shops, bases, unique experience, as well as a private discord for long term players and we are online 99.9% of the time!

    ip: 94.23.146.217:25598

    94.23.146.217:25598

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  • 2s2d

    2s2d

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there!We want to show you our new non premium anarchy server. Its called 2S2D and its a free for all server. Just join and enjoy your stay. There are currently some kits shops made by users where you can buy some kits or get them free. If you feel like a professional anarchy kit seller, make sure to make your own shop! Please join our server and try it! You wont regret.

    Hello everyone!We want to show you our new anarchic non-premium server. It’s called 2S2D and it’s a free server for everyone. Just join and enjoy your stay. There are currently some user-made kit stores where you can buy some kits or get them for free. If you feel like a professional anarchy kit seller, be sure to make your own store! Try our server, you will like it.

    mc.2s2d.one

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Elder Craft server Minecraft

    Elder Craft server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We don’t have wipes, but we have a fun atmosphere, a friendly community and cities with living history!

    The idea of ​​the server is to create your own world with living history and events that players experience every day. Players unite and build cities in which life flows, organize events themselves, and are actively involved in rp. Become a participant and lead your state to glory or unite players around you and become a great ruler!

    – Balanced world trade and economy.

    – Lots of opportunities for RP.– Magic!

    – Your own unique races with abilities.

    – Alternative generation with gorgeous landscapes.

    – Parkour and dodges

    – Potions and blacksmithing mechanics

    – A well-thought-out city system – abandoned private areas will disappear and become ruins for settlements of new players! Unite to expand and maintain your private.

    – The server’s specialty is brewing! Experiment and find secret recipes for drinks with funny and magical properties and trade unique drinks with other players.

    – Many other interesting plugins and datapacks that add variety and depth to the world, but nothing superfluous.

    – Regular events, competitions, new plugins.

    – A vigilant administration ensures balance and an enjoyable game for everyone.

    eldercraft.online

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  • AplexPrison

    AplexPrison

    New Minecraft Servers

    ~Aplex Prison ~ -Small Private Prison with stock trading, auctions, PVP, supply drops, crates, and custom enchantments! -Full real-estate and business economy freedom >Discord and our very own >Website ~Come join this one of a kind server! [Friendly Staff]

    Aplex.mc.gg

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  • mallowslooksogood

    mallowslooksogood

    New Minecraft Servers

    a anarchy server that has almost no damage done! if you do not know what anarchy means it means there a no rules yeah absalutly no rules on this server so go do what you want

    mallowlookgood.aternos.me

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  • Prophecy realm

    Prophecy realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Prophecy Realm is the host of Skyblock, Towny, Creative and much more. Hop on today and compete in events to earn real money. We’re also hiring staff!

    prophecyrealm.com

    New Minecraft Server
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