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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    ❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Survitopia

    Survitopia

    New Minecraft Servers

    – IF YOU ARE SENT TO A FALLBACK SERVER, TYPE /join survitopia IN CHAT –

    Welcome to Survitopia! A slightly better survival experience! In Survitopia you can use perks such as, /kit starter, /wild, /home, and /spawn!

    But with ranks it’s a whole different story, The most popular rank perks include: /fly, /sethome, /enderchest, /vanish, /nick, /repair, and even /heal!

    Ranks are here: http://survitopia-store.buycraft.net/

    Follow us on Twitter! @survitopia

    survitopia.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hammerhead Craft

    Hammerhead Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a survival based server that revolves around the plugin Dragon Shout Dragon shout is a plugin inspired by Skyrim that adds custom mobs, such as dragons into the game, as well as allowing the player to use whats called the thuum. The thuum is a shout that can be used by the player every so often to help fight against the environment, or other players. Slay dragons and collect their bones in order to strengthen your shouts, or to learn completely new shouts!

    51.79.35.185

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Melucraft

    Melucraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server survivalMexico

    Welcome kitDaily rewardsChat gamesJobsMissions

    Protections

    Trades

    MCMMO

    Skills SurvivalGravestones

    WarpsTpaEconomyClans

    melucraft.realistic.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP