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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    âť“FAQ – Unanswered Questionsâť“

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    đź’¬Random Quotes from “Players”đź’¬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KingMC Nations

    KingMC Nations

    New Minecraft Servers

    KingMC Nations is a brand new server. Create a nation, invite your friends, and build a civilization! Create alliances or defeat your enemies. On this server, swords axes and bows deal no damage to other players and you have to use guns. Join today! We are currently giving out free items!

    kingmc.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Catholic.GG

    Catholic.GG

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Catholic Minecraft server!

    Besides the obvious of no profane words, this server technically has no rules, only that you cannot lag the server.

    play.catholic.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mine Fox

    Mine Fox

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mine Fox, a Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is key. Our server boasts an array of features to enhance your gameplay, including the popular McMMO plugin that adds RPG elements, allowing you to level up various skills and become a master in your chosen profession.

    Claim your territory and protect your creations with our advanced claims system, ensuring that your hard work remains safe from griefers. But that’s not all – Mine Fox offers a plethora of additional features, promising an immersive and enjoyable environment for players of all levels. Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventures, community building, and endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer, Mine Fox welcomes you to a thriving community of like-minded players. Experience the ultimate survival adventure with us!

    130.162.55.223

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Reaktor

    Reaktor

    New Minecraft Servers

    Reaktor is your new, hack allowed anarchy server. Running on 1.20.1.

    Everything goes!

    Reaktor also have the FarLands! Starting at 29 Millions blocks out.

    Do you have what it takes to reach the FarLands?

    play.reaktor-anarchy.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Blocky Record

    The Blocky Record

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a new server emerging to combine music and Minecraft with a sparkle of anarchy, The Blocky Record is a semi-anarchy server that offers kits, economy, and rewards for voting.

    theblockyrecord.apexmc.co:25846

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UpShot MC

    UpShot MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Embark on an exciting journey by joining UpShot MC today and become one of the pioneering members to shape the foundation of an incredible community! By joining now, you’ll secure your place among the first wave of players on the server.

    Stay tuned for a more detailed and immersive description, coming soon! We’re working tirelessly to craft an engaging narrative that captures the essence of what makes our server unique and compelling. Be prepared for an unparalleled experience where you’ll forge lasting connections, partake in thrilling activities, and witness the growth of a community destined for greatness.

    mc.upshot.network

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SeshShed

    SeshShed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join a new community of hard core survivalist, Tons of fun things to do such as Building Griefing PVP exploring

    play.seshshed.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Thermo-SMP

    Thermo-SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello welcome to ThermoSMP, this is a fast growing Earth SMP server with a bunch of quality of life plugins like the ones listed below. ———————————————————– – Map accessible through a link – Teleport in different continents – Immersive World Generation – Dedicated Hosting (12 cores, 24GB ram)

    Versions: 1.20.x

    mc.thermo.cc

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HatterWorld

    HatterWorld

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a best minecraft server! On this server you can play with friends, develop, look for adventures and much more!

    87.98.251.6:25575

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CevherCraft

    CevherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our CevherCraft server first started as a SykBlock server. We plan to add new game modes in the future and we plan to be a hub server with the best audience in Turkey in the future. OreCraft will have different game modes for different players, so we can guarantee that people can easily find their favorite games.

    79.110.234.122

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP