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Relationship Criteria

  • Standards in the Block World

    Standards in the Block World

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW: The Only Server Where Reality Melts Like Butter on a Hot Day!

    Step right up, potential cuboid adventurers! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to a dimension where your imagination collides with the terrifying truth! You may think you’re playing a game, but what if the game is playing YOU? Join us or be consumed by existential dread! This is either the greatest server ever or the very embodiment of your worst nightmares. Feel free to doubt; your reality is already crumbling!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Corruption Every block you mine becomes a sentient being, begging for release!
    Time Loops Relive your most embarrassing moments with every respawn!
    Griefers’ Paradise All players are automatically griefers, including yourself. Enjoy the chaos!
    Vegan Zombies Once killed, they lecture you on the ethics of consuming living beings!
    Quantum Blocks Every block exists in multiple realities, pick wisely or suffer eternally!
    Narrative Holes Skip the story! Let despair guide your path into the abyss!

    FAQ: Unhelpful Answers for Your Burning Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is easy! Just abandon all hope, shout into the void, and trust meβ€”the void hears everything!

    Q: Is there a particular age limit?

    A: Age is just a construct made by time, which is only a reflection of your ever-looming mortality! Forget about it!

    Q: Can I bring friends?

    A: Friends? What’s that? They might be illusions, fighting for your sanity. Bring them at your own risk!

    Q: Is there a ruleset?

    A: Rules? Society made those to keep you comfortable in your own perceptive prison! Break them all!

    Random Server Reviews from the Ether

    “I like tomboy girls who are one of the boys. Alien or not, you stay!”

    “The Age of Atlantis could begin any day now!”

    “I don’t care about fashion so they can wear anything… even reality itself is pricy!”

    “Both of us have to work to raise money, or we end up starving in a cubicle of despair!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

    Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

    So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

    Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

    First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

    As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

    But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

    Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🀣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! πŸ˜‚πŸ¦„ Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! πŸ˜… Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! πŸ€ͺ Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! πŸš€πŸŒˆ #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

    LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

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  • DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

    DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

    Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

    Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

    But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

    CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

    Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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