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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5669 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!