On our server, you won’t be expected to pay for anyone’s bills or groceries – just focus on mining, crafting, and having a good time. And if you ever feel like you need a break from reality, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only crisis team you’ll encounter is a group of creepers blowing up your house.
So say goodbye to family obligations and hello to a stress-free virtual world. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind!
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!
And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!
| IP Address | torrentsmp.com |
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| Discord | discord.gg/torrent |
| Versions | Java & Bedrock | All major versions! |
Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.
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| SkyFactions (Launches October) |
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| Lifesteal |
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A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.
A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.
A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.
On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?
Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?
And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?
Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?
So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!
