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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5856 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.