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MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds
Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars
Mini-Games and lots more.
Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime.
CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ).
PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED,
START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW.
YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….
MinecraftUK
one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.
Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!
This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!
CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.
We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.
Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.
New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.
We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.
The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.
Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.
This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.
You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game.
The rest is up to your creativity.
I wish you much fun.
Features
– Factions
– Access to a creative world!
– MCMMO
– Friendly Staff!
– Stable economy!
– Custom Loot
– Anti-cheating tools
– Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums!
– We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft!
– The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!